bobbob1313 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 wake up bitches! Yeah, about that. I never went to sleep. Link to post Share on other sites
cahtzee Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Yeah, about that. I never went to sleep. hmmmm, now why doesn't that surprise me??? Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 I'm usually asleep by 4 or so. This is an oddity. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted July 13, 2006 Author Share Posted July 13, 2006 I'm usually asleep by 4 or so. This is an oddity. no, you're an oddity! Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 no, you're an oddity! Alright. I'm gonna try to go to sleep now. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baseball bobblehead Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 gerson chatting with spawn.... i hope you told him that you were invited. Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 So we're watching this Peter, Paul, and Mary DVD and it's kind of strange to see John Denver singing this song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LvtDb0ZPwQ He wrote that song I do believe. Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 i hope you told him that you were invited. i thought you told him Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 OK... Clicky. Then follow the link in that post and scroll all the way down to the bottom of the big orange page o' photos. Proof that Wilco rules the world! Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Yesterday at the boot store: Salesman (after measuring my foot): Yeah, there is no way you can wear a woman's boot. It's no wonder you have been frustrated before.Me: Yeah, my arches are freakishly high, and my feet quite wide.Salesman: You have obviously spent way too much time barefoot.Me: It is my preferred state. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted July 13, 2006 Author Share Posted July 13, 2006 if I have to hear this chic's story about how her best friend didn't come to her birthday party Saturday night, I am going to throw myself out the 25th floor window. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted July 13, 2006 Author Share Posted July 13, 2006 plasticeyeball sure has been doing a lot of lurking lately Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Yesterday at the boot store: Salesman (after measuring my foot): Yeah, there is no way you can wear a woman's boot. It's no wonder you have been frustrated before.Me: Yeah, my arches are freakishly high, and my feet quite wide.Salesman: You have obviously spent way too much time barefoot.Me: It is my preferred state. Time for your second breakfast and a pipe of weed? Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 I think I need to start a New Wave band. We would call ourselves Dr. Huevos Mysterioso & the Hypnotic Eyes and wear matching velvet suits, fezes, protective eyewear and skinny ties. It would also require two go-go dancers w/ boomin' chests and asses, to sing the girl parts when we cover B-52's 'Lava' and 'Strobelight'. There would be fan particpation segment, where fan club members chosen by lottery prior to each gig would be able to decorate each dancer w/ body paint and glitter ala Laugh-In and/or be impregnated by the drummer on-stage before the encore. Instead of traveling by tourbus, we would arrive in each stop by a rickshaw pulled by our manservant/bodyguard/personal chef/former sumo, Mr. Rangoon. To maximize our time on the road, we would also aid local law enforcement in solving mysteries and/or hate crimes at abandoned amusement parks. Then, for the last gig of the tour, we would challenge Wilco to a battle of the bands using Texas barbed-wire rules, where the winner would be allowed use of the other band's loft or the opportunity to shave the losing bands heads on a live pay-per-view from the rock'n'roll McDonald's. As that's pretty much a watertight mission statement, i'll accept investor funding via paypal or monthly booty calls to be collected over the next two years. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Time for your second breakfast and a pipe of weed? Oh, help me! You're killing me here! What the HELL did you google to find that? Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 What the HELL did you google to find that?'hobbits feet' (oh, and I Yahoo just to be different) Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 'hobbits feet'You should be knighted by the Queen Mother herself. Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 You should be knighted by the Queen Mother herself.Gawd Bless 'Er! Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 I think I need to start a New Wave band. We would call ourselves Dr. Huevos Mysterioso & the Hypnotic Eyes and wear matching velvet suits, fezes, protective eyewear and skinny ties. It would also require two go-go dancers w/ boomin' chests and asses, to sing the girl parts when we cover B-52's 'Lava' and 'Strobelight'. There would be fan particpation segment, where fan club members chosen by lottery prior to each gig would be able to decorate each dancer w/ body paint and glitter ala Laugh-In and/or be impregnated by the drummer on-stage before the encore. Instead of traveling by tourbus, we would arrive in each stop by a rickshaw pulled by our manservant/bodyguard/personal chef/former sumo, Mr. Rangoon. To maximize our time on the road, we would also aid local law enforcement in solving mysteries and/or hate crimes at abandoned amusement parks. Then, for the last gig of the tour, we would challenge Wilco to a battle of the bands using Texas barbed-wire rules, where the winner would be allowed use of the other band's loft or the opportunity to shave the losing bands heads on a live pay-per-view from the rock'n'roll McDonald's. As that's pretty much a watertight mission statement, i'll accept investor funding via paypal or monthly booty calls to be collected over the next two years.I do a pretty good version of B52s "Dance This Mess Around". That is if I can jump around on my bed while I'm singing it. Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 I think I need to start a New Wave band. We would call ourselves Dr. Huevos Mysterioso & the Hypnotic Eyes and wear matching velvet suits, fezes, protective eyewear and skinny ties. It would also require two go-go dancers w/ boomin' chests and asses, to sing the girl parts when we cover B-52's 'Lava' and 'Strobelight'. There would be fan particpation segment, where fan club members chosen by lottery prior to each gig would be able to decorate each dancer w/ body paint and glitter ala Laugh-In and/or be impregnated by the drummer on-stage before the encore. Instead of traveling by tourbus, we would arrive in each stop by a rickshaw pulled by our manservant/bodyguard/personal chef/former sumo, Mr. Rangoon. To maximize our time on the road, we would also aid local law enforcement in solving mysteries and/or hate crimes at abandoned amusement parks. Then, for the last gig of the tour, we would challenge Wilco to a battle of the bands using Texas barbed-wire rules, where the winner would be allowed use of the other band's loft or the opportunity to shave the losing bands heads on a live pay-per-view from the rock'n'roll McDonald's. As that's pretty much a watertight mission statement, i'll accept investor funding via paypal or monthly booty calls to be collected over the next two years.I'll audition to be your drummer ... though I don't want to actually impregnate anyone. Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 I am standing to attention like this. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 The Queen Mother's lipstick perfectly matched her dress and headgear in that photo you posted. I wonder does she have her lipsticks matched to fabric swatches? Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 spawn: whatever happend to jengershon: she changed her name to baseballbobbleheadspawn: hmm.gif that is not what I meantgershon: she moved away and then back and then got marriedspawn: she got married?gershon: yesspawn: why didn't we go?gershon: go to bedspawn: you go to bedgershon: sighspawn: sigh yourselfgershon: do you want the beatles album or not? Link to post Share on other sites
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