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Olmert said he held the Lebanese government responsible for the two soldiers' safety, vowing that the Israeli response "will be restrained, but very, very, very painful."

When has the Israeli military's response to anything ever been "restrained"?

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I think I'm going to Best Buy to buy that new Thom Yorke cd and probably pick up that "Michigan" album album by Sufjan.

I'd spend my money on something else if I were ou. it's pretty dull aside from 1 or 2 "ok" songs.

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I'd spend my money on something else if I were ou. it's pretty dull aside from 1 or 2 "ok" songs.

 

The Thom Yorke album? I don't expect it to be earth shattering, but I might as well give it a shot and pick it up. I've spent money on far worse cd's, I'm sure.

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I had a dream last night that was loosely based on "Ballad of a Thin Man".

First Keira Knightley dressed as a dude, now "sword swallower" dreams.

Go, bobbob! Gay it up! Let it gay!!

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so last night, i meet a friend at a bar, we noticed 2 other ladies at said bar. it closes, so my friend and i go down the street to another, a few minutes later, the two ladies come in and join in on our coversation. after rebuffing two guys (one thrown out by the bartendar, another by us) we all go back to my friends house so they can drink absinthe. its a little weird, my ride shows up & i go home, quite lit up.

 

i get a call from my friend just now telling me that one of the women left her card. both chicks are dominatix's, no wonder one kept talking about golden showers.

 

fucking funny, at least to us.

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First Keira Knightley dressed as a dude, now "sword swallower" dreams.

Go, bobbob! Gay it up! Let it gay!!

 

Man, you should've seen my Myspace profile a few days ago. My friends got into and turned it into a gayfest. It was pretty hysterical. My song was "It's raining men" my hereos were Jake Gyllenhall and some male porn star. They created some blogs about my undying love for dudes. It was all pretty funny.

 

And I still don't see how thinking Keira Knightly dressed as a dude makes me gay. I knew she wasn't a dude. I just thought she looked best with her hair short.

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And I still don't see how thinking Keira Knightly dressed as a dude makes me gay. I knew she wasn't a dude. I just thought she looked best with her hair short.

I know, I know. Not that there's anything wrong with teh ghey.

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so last night, i meet a friend at a bar, we noticed 2 other ladies at said bar. it closes, so my friend and i go down the street to another, a few minutes later, the two ladies come in and join in on our coversation. after rebuffing two guys (one thrown out by the bartendar, another by us) we all go back to my friends house so they can drink absinthe. its a little weird, my ride shows up & i go home, quite lit up.

 

i get a call from my friend just now telling me that one of the women left her card. both chicks are dominatix's, no wonder one kept talking about golden showers.

 

fucking funny, at least to us.

Were you wearing motorcycle boots and fishnets? :D

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Were you wearing motorcycle boots and fishnets? :D

 

 

far from it!!!!! lol

 

 

and LK: i had already stopped drinking at that point, i'm well aware of my limits!!!! plus, doesn't it taste like crap?

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and LK: i had already stopped drinking at that point, i'm well aware of my limits!!!! plus, doesn't it taste like crap?

 

not if it's made with tangerine vodka :w00t

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Renic-Absinthe nights=danger

 

Isn't absinthe illegal? I know you can buy Pernod and Ricard, which are similar (and I'm a Ricard girl all the way).

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so last night, i meet a friend at a bar, we noticed 2 other ladies at said bar. it closes, so my friend and i go down the street to another, a few minutes later, the two ladies come in and join in on our coversation. after rebuffing two guys (one thrown out by the bartendar, another by us) we all go back to my friends house so they can drink absinthe. its a little weird, my ride shows up & i go home, quite lit up.

 

i get a call from my friend just now telling me that one of the women left her card. both chicks are dominatix's, no wonder one kept talking about golden showers.

 

fucking funny, at least to us.

 

My favorite internet absinthe story

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