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I just bought tickets to our local minor league baseball team for some wedding anniversary fun......wow, a lot cheaper than a day out with the Sox! :yes

 

The Sox aren't in town - though I am looking forward to this.

 

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Maybe Graham will get me one of these!! :lol

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I wonder if I should talk Mr. Flick into shaving his taint :ermm

dude, try wax. they don't call it "nads" for nuthin.

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I am more of a "Rock Lobster" fan myself. Plus, I think there should be "shaving".

 

'Rock Lobster', while a fine song, is played out. However, the shaving thing sounds great. I envision holding an online auction where the winner gets a living room concert for them and 20 friends, that culminates w/ either the band shaving the audience or the audience shaving the band. The proceeds will go to organizations against Bush, Anne Coulter and Hitler.

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'Rock Lobster', while a fine song, is played out. However, the shaving thing sounds great. I envision holding an online auction where the winner gets a living room concert for them and 20 friends, that culminates w/ either the band shaving the audience or the audience shaving the band. The proceeds will go to organizations against Bush, Anne Coulter and Hitler.

 

30 friends. and I think it should be a band shaving the audience, since the band will already be shaved, and to Rock Lobster, arguably the finest song ever written.

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Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday,

Christened on a stark and stormy Tuesday,

Married on a gray and grisly Wednesday,

Took ill on a mild and mellow Thursday,

Grew worse on a bright and breezy Friday,

Died on a gay and glorious Saturday,

Buried on a baking, blistering Sunday.

That was the end of Solomon Grundy.

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Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday,

Christened on a stark and stormy Tuesday,

Married on a gray and grisly Wednesday,

Took ill on a mild and mellow Thursday,

Grew worse on a bright and breezy Friday,

Died on a gay and glorious Saturday,

Buried on a baking, blistering Sunday.

That was the end of Solomon Grundy.

 

 

you can't kill Grundy, he always comes back

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Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday,

Christened on a stark and stormy Tuesday,

Married on a gray and grisly Wednesday,

Took ill on a mild and mellow Thursday,

Grew worse on a bright and breezy Friday,

Died on a gay and glorious Saturday,

Buried on a baking, blistering Sunday.

That was the end of Solomon Grundy.

 

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They should put Soloman Grundy in one of the Superman movies.

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They should put Soloman Grundy in one of the Superman movies.

 

 

I could live with that. though for the next movie, I think they should touch on his trip to space and bring Braniac into the story.

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yeah, I would think mounting a butterfly would be against the rules, seeing as it would kill it :lol

 

And if we're talking mounting in the other sense? I am not quite sure how one would do that......

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It is entirely too hot here today.

 

(P.S. Anyone who disputes "it's not the heat, it's the humidity" is more than welcome to hang out next to my car on the parking garage roof while I'm at work tomorrow.)

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It is entirely too hot here today.

 

(P.S. Anyone who disputes "it's not the heat, it's the humidity" is more than welcome to hang out next to my car on the parking garage roof while I'm at work tomorrow.)

My Weatherbug icon is pulsating.

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