c53x12 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Stalker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gogo Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Made up spit my tea over my monitor... thanks Andrew Yeah, I got a couple of LOLs out of this: 10, NODDING AT COPPERS - A moments eye contact is all it takes for you to share the unspoken bond. "We've not seen eye to eye in the past", it says, "but someone's got to keep the little scrotes in line". 14, NOT WATCHING YOUR WEIGHT - fat is a feminist issue, apparently. Brilliant. Pass the pork scratchings. 15, CARVING THE ROAST - and saying "are you a leg or breast man" to the blokes and "do you want stuffing" to the women. Congratulations, you are now your dad. 23, KNOWING WHICH SCREWDRIVER IS WHICH - "a Phillips? For that? Are you mad, bint?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 Yeah, I got a couple of LOLs out of thisHow's tricks? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 # 25 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wheelco Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 pork scratchings, anyone?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Heartbreak Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Okay, I thought I was somewhat of an Anglophile, having obtained an advanced degree in English, but some of this slang escapes even me. whinge ?? scrotes Abbreviation for scrotums? pork scratchings What the hell are these? Are they like bangers? bint Think I heard this in a Monty Python bit somewhere... Help a mate out, here! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I'm pretty sure whinging is like whining, but more annoying. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 Help a mate out, here!whinge - complain/moan. Most often used by Australians in describing 'Wingeing Poms' scrotes - Abbreviation for scrotums? Yes, but used here as derogatory term for young rascals pork scratchings - What the hell are these? Where is the Happy Busman when you need him? All you could ever want to know:-http://www.hairybarsnacks.com/Basically only to be eaten when pissed. Then they taste quite good. bint - derogatory, though not really nasty, term for a femalehttp://www.dizzybint.com/WhatsABint.htmWow - good spot with the Python reference! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 bint - derogatory, though not really nasty, term for a femaleMoistened bink? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 Mossyistened bint?Fixed it for you.This has the actual quote: http://www.dizzybint.com/WhatsABint.htm half way down the page. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 Fixed it for you. I was asking if I had heard that phrase wrong. Maybe it was bint all along. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I imagine they're about the same as pork rinds. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 scrotes - Abbreviation for scrotums? Yes, but used here as derogatory term for young rascals which, funny enough, is how I often refer to my scrotum. as in: Before I get to the powerpoint, I just wanted to let everybody know that the young rascals are in fine form today and looking fantastic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gogo Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 How's tricks? I never sent you those pictures, did I? This seems to be a recurring theme for me... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I imagine they're about the same as pork rinds. which, funny enough, is how I often refer to my scrotum. as in: Before I get to the powerpoint, I just wanted to let everybody know that the pork rinds are in fine form today and looking fantastic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WilcoFan Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 I feel most like a man when I'm putting this in my hair every morning: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted July 27, 2006 Author Share Posted July 27, 2006 And George Michael most feels like a man when ...http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=1...-name_page.html The 43-year-old star was caught emerging from the bushes after a sexual encounter with pot-bellied jobless van driver Norman Kirtland on the notorious homosexual haunt Hampstead Heath. He claimed the van driver from Brighton, East Sussex, was not unattractive despite later describing him as a Bernard Manning lookalike. George chuckled: "I mean as much as I don't want to be ageist or fattist, it's dark out there but it's not that dark. I've no idea who that guy was - but thank you very much, whoever he was." Norman Kirtland Quote Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 "I will be your father figure, put your tiny hand in mine." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
froggie Posted July 27, 2006 Share Posted July 27, 2006 what about burping, belching and farting?..... we're not ashamed to do it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 I usually feel like a man when I use my penis to have sex with a female. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Qu'est-ce que c'est un "quiet one with John Sams"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted July 28, 2006 Author Share Posted July 28, 2006 Qu'est-ce que c'est un "quiet one with John Sams"?From the context, I'd say: going out for a drink with a mate called John Sams, the 'quiet one' being British understatement for getting lashed good and proper. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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