caliber66 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Wilford Brimley is still locked in that shed in the Antarctic wishing he was eating oatmeal with Chad Allen. At least he has an easy way to get his diabetes testing supplies delivered. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Wilford Brimley is still locked in that shed in the Antarctic wishing he was eating oatmeal with Chad Allen. If she isn't already, I think that debbie allen should do a motivational speaking tour where she uses that cane and the leg warmers and everything. She could change the world. Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 nobody knows the trubble i seen. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Nice one, caliber. Go, eat, a, few, hundered, zingers, and, leave, me, alone, Wilford, Brimley, Junior. Ction only wishes he's as cool as caliber "duh" Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Tomorrow morning, my good friend and mother of 5, is getting a tubal ligation. She called wanting to hear my thoughts on the subject. Me: Also, on the subject of skunks: While hiking in the Flinthills... Me: There's a beautiful skunk right here, and she's not running away or anything! I could probably even pick her up if I wanted! Nature boy boyfriend: Walk slowly away from the skunk. Walk slowly away from the skunk. Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Go, eat, a, few, hundered, zingers, and, leave, me, alone, Wilford, Brimley, Junior. Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Genevieve Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Also, on the subject of skunks: While hiking in the Flinthills... Me: There's a beautiful skunk right here, and she's not running away or anything! I could probably even pick her up if I wanted! Nature boy boyfriend: Walk slowly away from the skunk. Walk slowly away from the skunk. In high school, one of my teachers found a baby skunk by the side of the road - its mother had been hit by a car. She brought the skunk into class. It was very cute and didn't really smell all that bad (baby skunks don't have scent glands). I think she eventually turned it over to a wildlife rescue agency. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 In high school, one of my teachers found a baby skunk by the side of the road - its mother had been hit by a car. She brought the skunk into class. It was very cute and didn't really smell all that bad (baby skunks don't have scent glands). I think she eventually turned it over to a wildlife rescue agency.Pepe Le Pue was a skunk that wanted kitty pussy, right? Skunks kind of act like kitty cats. At least this one did.Wait a minute...maybe it was Pepe LePue! Sorry your apprenticeship didn't work out Nat. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Wilford Brimley is still locked in that shed in the Antarctic wishing he was eating oatmeal with Chad Allen. At least he has an easy way to get his diabetes testing supplies delivered. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 That "How to Save a Life" song might just be the single worst thing to ever happen to this office. That disc is circulating like wildfire and it can be heard coming from multiple offices/cubes. Christ. Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Did you get that for your birthday (and just couldn't wait to show it off) or what? ibid Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 That "How to Save a Life" song might just be the single worst thing to ever happen to this office. That disc is circulating like wildfire and it can be heard coming from multiple offices/cubes. Christ. Dude, put this on right away... 'SOMEBODY SAY KOOL AID!' Sir Stewart 'Whatchoo Talkin' Bout' Wallace, knows what time it is. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Tight. I can't wait to figure out how to send you that Prince mixx, Dr. Everythingwillbealright. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Did you get that for your birthday (and just couldn't wait to show it off) or what? ibid Nature boy boyfriend: Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I am washing the inside of my house with Murphy Oil Soap.You chicks have such classy euphemisms. Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 sweet creamy Jesus! Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Tight. I can't wait to figure out how to send you that Prince mixx, Dr. Everythingwillbealright. dude, I have my Dez Dickerson Kamikaze Headband Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 You chicks have such classy euphemisms.I find douching morally repugnant. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I wasn't thinking douche. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Oh. OK.It's a self cleaning unit. Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 It's a self cleaning unit. bump Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 I almost did some work. Link to post Share on other sites
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