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Last night was wild.

 

My roommate brough a girl into our room, so I assume he was doing something indecent with her. So I left the room (it's 4 am, mind you, and I had class at 11). He's in there for so long that a bunch of people and I went to Denny's, had a meal, cam back and he was still in there. Finally at about 6 they get out, and he tells me they were talking the whole time. I believe him because I think he's too stupid to tell a lie.

 

Well, that pissed me off. I didn't get to sleep because he was talking. I'm fine with not sleeping if he's doing something I don't need to see, but otherwise, I needs my sleeps, yo.

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Real Genius=Great Friday morning movie! :lol

Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.

Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?

Chris Knight: Not right now.

Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards

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Last night was wild.

 

My roommate brough a girl into our room, so I assume he was doing something indecent with her. So I left the room (it's 4 am, mind you, and I had class at 11). He's in there for so long that a bunch of people and I went to Denny's, had a meal, cam back and he was still in there. Finally at about 6 they get out, and he tells me they were talking the whole time. I believe him because I think he's too stupid to tell a lie.

 

Well, that pissed me off. I didn't get to sleep because he was talking. I'm fine with not sleeping if he's doing something I don't need to see, but otherwise, I needs my sleeps, yo.

 

Next time video tape everything and post clips on your blog.

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Last night was wild.

 

My roommate brough a girl into our room, so I assume he was doing something indecent with her. So I left the room (it's 4 am, mind you, and I had class at 11). He's in there for so long that a bunch of people and I went to Denny's, had a meal, cam back and he was still in there. Finally at about 6 they get out, and he tells me they were talking the whole time. I believe him because I think he's too stupid to tell a lie.

 

Well, that pissed me off. I didn't get to sleep because he was talking. I'm fine with not sleeping if he's doing something I don't need to see, but otherwise, I needs my sleeps, yo.

 

My roomate, Deadhead Pat, and I had an arrangement. The roomate that was asking the other to make himself scarce had to provide $5 for the video games in the dorm lobby. Also, there was a two-hour maximum time limit for 'relations'.

 

Granted, I do recall him waking me up in the middle of the night to ask me for scissors. After providing them too him, I glanced across the room to realize they were being used to cut his girlfriends bra off, as both were too fucked up to figure out the clasp. I didn't wait for the $5 and left promptly.

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My roomate, Deadhead Pat, and I had an arrangement. The roomate that was asking the other to make himself scarce had to provide $5 for the video games in the dorm lobby. Also, there was a two-hour maximum time limit for 'relations'.

 

Granted, I do recall him waking me up in the middle of the night to ask me for scissors. After providing them too him, I glanced across the room to realize they were being used to cut his girlfriends bra off, as both were too fucked up to figure out the clasp. I didn't wait for the $5 and left promptly.

 

Once again, perfect opportunity for video tapping and blog posting.

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Granted, I do recall him waking me up in the middle of the night to ask me for scissors. After providing them too him, I glanced across the room to realize they were being used to cut his girlfriends bra off, as both were too fucked up to figure out the clasp. I didn't wait for the $5 and left promptly.

You should have offered your assistance. I mean, surely she would have preferred a less damaging solution.

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also, a word to the wise if you ever have to share a room w/ bunkbeds. take care when doffing your guests underthings if you are in the top bunk, to avoid an angry roomate awakening in a blind rage due to panties landing on their face.

 

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You should have offered your assistance. I mean, surely she would have preferred a less damaging solution.

 

Well, from the giggles and throaty-from-too-many-bong-hit utterances of 'c'monnnn pat...cut it off already, mannnnn'...it sounded like those kids were doing just fine. besides, there wasn't anything I hadn't seen before...she wasn't a fan of either blankets or pajamas. better than cheerios in the morning.

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also, a word to the wise if you ever have to share a room w/ bunkbeds. take care when doffing your guests underthings if you are in the top bunk, to avoid an angry roomate awakening in a blind rage due to panties landing on their face.

 

nbc.jpg

Well, from the giggles and throaty-from-too-many-bong-hit utterances of 'c'monnnn pat...cut it off already, mannnnn'...it sounded like those kids were doing just fine. besides, there wasn't anything I hadn't seen before...she wasn't a fan of either blankets or pajamas. better than cheerios in the morning.

Slow day at the office today?

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Whoever thought class before noon was a good idea should be drawn and quartered*

 

 

*Yes, I do mean they should have their entrails taken out and burned before their eyes and then cut into 4 pieces and taken to the 4 corners of England. Just like what happened to that Jew Hater, William Wallace

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