mjpuczko Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 "Music snobs across the globe agree to just let people like what they like" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Right? First thing I thought of. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 "Tim Armstrong acknowledges that wearing a mohawk in 2006 is about as edgy as wearing a comb-over" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
quarter23cd Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 "Dad-rock is declared to be the 'next big thing'. Aging hipsters to celebrate--right after they put the kids to bed and take out the trash, if they don't fall asleep first." or: "Wilco going door-to-door on next tour to play living rooms across America." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Heartbreak Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Rod Stewart Admits "I've Been a Twat for 30 Years, it's Time to get Back to Rock'n'Roll"Syd Barrett Resurrected, Reunites Original Floyd LineupDavid Bowie and David Byrne Co-Headline "Greatest Hits" TourWilco To Perform Free Show At Tampa Condo Complex"Rap, Hip-Hip Era Over," Announce Record ExecsSufjan Stevens Finishes "50 States" Project, Begins Work On Roman NumeralsZappa Family Trust Stream Entire Vault Online For Free Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightOfJoy Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Jerry Garcia has risen from the dead, says he's ready to tour. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TCP Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 "Uncle Tupelo to reunite"OR"Wilco to tour west coast Canada" yeeeaaaah! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big Perm Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Big Perm introduced as fourth Beastie Boy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Big Perm introduced as sixth Spice Girl (Curly Spice) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Anyone now using the phrase "sounds like Neil Young" will now be forced to watch sci-fi channel movies for eternity Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Kurt Cobain found alive in bunker in Afghanistan. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 "watch me fall checks and replies to pm" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 "Ron Cey Plays The Jew's Harp, 8.4 stars" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 "Jorge avoids Wheaton's outbreak of mumps and drives downtown to get schooled by e-friend in one on one, despite significant height advantage." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I am so fat right now that Dragon Tarlac could beat me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 'Watch out Shaq-Fu...Yao Ming to release rap album!' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 -->QUOTE(Paul B @ Sep 20 2006, 11:37 AM) Jerry Garcia has risen from the dead, says he's ready to tour.I was thinking along the same lines: "Garcia Found Living on Hawaii: Clean, Rested, Ready to Tour Again!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 "Shawshank Redemption soundtrack re-issue to be released. Extra tracks include Morgan Freeman's cover of Barry Manilow's 'Mandy', sung as 'Andy'" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Genevieve Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Right? First thing I thought of. I once had a dream that XTC were playing a show in my basement. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Bizarre love triangle: JUDE linked to Neko Case and Jenny Lewis. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 (edited) "Eleanor Friedberger marries local Chicago man, says they plan to make sweet, sweet love and almost unlistenable music with lyrics derived entirely from spam email messages." Edited September 20, 2006 by ScottHoward Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Seriously, I can't believe no one's done this one yet: The Smiths Let Bygones Be Bygones, Will Tour U.S. A few others off the top of my head: Berry Returns, R.E.M. to Tour Small Clubs Ryan Adams to Spend Whole Year Writing, Recording Next Album Sudden Popularity Leads to Semantics Reunion and Tour; New Album Possible Stones Say Farewell -- And Really Mean It This Time Media Agrees to Stop Giving Pete Doherty Press Oberst Retires From Music, Makes Vow of Silence Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big Perm Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Drag the River completely overrated! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 That's funny, cryp, I was just gonna do:"Supreme Court Outlaws All Jokes Concerning Rolling Stones' Age, Retirement" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Drag the River completely overrated! Oh no you didn't. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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