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"Dad-rock is declared to be the 'next big thing'. Aging hipsters to celebrate--right after they put the kids to bed and take out the trash, if they don't fall asleep first."

 

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"Wilco going door-to-door on next tour to play living rooms across America."

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Rod Stewart Admits "I've Been a Twat for 30 Years, it's Time to get Back to Rock'n'Roll"
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David Bowie and David Byrne Co-Headline "Greatest Hits" Tour

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Zappa Family Trust Stream Entire Vault Online For Free

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"Eleanor Friedberger marries local Chicago man, says they plan to make sweet, sweet love and almost unlistenable music with lyrics derived entirely from spam email messages."

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Seriously, I can't believe no one's done this one yet:

 

The Smiths Let Bygones Be Bygones, Will Tour U.S.

 

 

A few others off the top of my head:

 

Berry Returns, R.E.M. to Tour Small Clubs

 

Ryan Adams to Spend Whole Year Writing, Recording Next Album

 

Sudden Popularity Leads to Semantics Reunion and Tour; New Album Possible

 

Stones Say Farewell -- And Really Mean It This Time

 

Media Agrees to Stop Giving Pete Doherty Press

 

Oberst Retires From Music, Makes Vow of Silence

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