Sir Stewart Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Oh, no that's God -- he just thinks he's ction. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
So Long Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 and then the window washer screamed, that's MY donut! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Papa Crimbo Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Because they think we care. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aricandover Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 "Look lady, another 67 of those and I'm getting the fuck out of here." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Papa Crimbo Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 WE call it...THE ARISTOCRATS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MattZ Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 No soap radio. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dixiecupdrinker Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Because she answered the waffle iron. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 How do you think I rang the doorbell? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 'Cause people were just dying to get in there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dixiecupdrinker Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 They called back. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tongue-tied Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Pie are round! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxiebean Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Gorilla me a cheese sandwich & I'll be right over! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Because Seven Eight Nine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dixiecupdrinker Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Hey, why the long face? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 that's not my hacky sack Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Thats not a kindergartener, thats my wife! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Oh, me brudder and me da are foine. I've just stopped drinkin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Oh, me brudder and me da are foine. I've just stopped drinkin.I actually know the rest of that joke, but in the version I heard, he had two brothers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
plasticeyeball Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Liquor? I hardly even know her! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j4lackey Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Liquor in the front, and poker in the rear. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MattZ Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 It is settled! Death by Bunga!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 I actually know the rest of that joke, but in the version I heard, he had two brothers.Yeah, I just wanted to say "da." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 ... and I sold your thermos for $49.99! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aricandover Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 thank god I don't have cancer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 "Ladies and gentlemen.... The Cunning Stunts!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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