kidsmoke Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Following the bold example set by Wikileaks, I invite you to "take a leak" here. I'll start. My family has been calling my neighbor's motorcycle "The Fartmobile" for years. There, it's out. Go on, get those leaks off your chest and onto Via Chicago! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The High Heat Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 A former friend of mine lies to everybody about her age by five years, and I do mean everybody - employers, friends, live-in boyfriend, etc. I found out about it when she asked me to google search her estranged father. I found him and then, as she was busy taking care of something, I looked her up (along with myself and others) while I was at it. I tried a few different sites and they all gave the same info. I almost called her out on it, but with her being rather rough-edged, I kept my mouth shut. You never how someone will react if they are indeed keeping such a secret. I would not be at all surprised if she acquired a fake birth certificate as she is one who doesn't mind cutting a few corners. She's had no contact with her natural family in over ten years, so this is something she can easily pull off because there is nobody around who can contradict her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 I tooted. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Oh! And once or twice, when my asshole neighbors and their asshole friends prop the door to our building to take a smoke while they keep us awake with their partying, I un-prop the door and lock them out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted December 12, 2010 Author Share Posted December 12, 2010 Oh! And once or twice, when my asshole neighbors and their asshole friends prop the door to our building to take a smoke while they keep us awake with their partying, I un-prop the door and lock them out. Let's hope the press doesn't get wind of this & your neighbors learn the truth & you are forced to flee! Good one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Magnetized Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 A former friend of mine lies to everybody about her age by five years, and I do mean everybody - employers, friends, live-in boyfriend, etc. I found out about it when she asked me to google search her estranged father. I found him and then, as she was busy taking care of something, I looked her up (along with myself and others) while I was at it. I tried a few different sites and they all gave the same info. I almost called her out on it, but with her being rather rough-edged, I kept my mouth shut. You never how someone will react if they are indeed keeping such a secret. I would not be at all surprised if she acquired a fake birth certificate as she is one who doesn't mind cutting a few corners. She's had no contact with her natural family in over ten years, so this is something she can easily pull off because there is nobody around who can contradict her. I found out the same thing about a friend of mine, although it was only 2 years she was shaving off. The way I found out was when I brought her home from the hospital (some minor surgery) and needed to bring her ID into the drugstore to get her prescription. She kept resisting but finally relented, and then sheepishly admitted the deception--while making me swear not to tell our friends. I was truly surprised! She's a few years older than me, but it was kind of sad to find out how much that age issue must mean to her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dark Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 I am actually twice the age I tell my friends .. yes I am 106 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Magnetized Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 I am actually twice the age I tell my friends .. yes I am 106 I'm half the age I tell my friends. I'm really only 30. Just aging really poorly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 Oh please. This is all you people have to leak?!! I don't believe it! We are going to need some more startling leaks if we hope to garner worldwide media attention. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
uncool2pillow Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I'll take a leak Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted December 13, 2010 Author Share Posted December 13, 2010 I'll take a leak Yes, but where? Out on the front lawn? In the apartment complex's main elevator? At Macy's, amongst the fine jewelry? Actually you're supposed to leave a leak, not so much "take" one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Papa Crimbo Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I have a feeling I have been censored...Seriously. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theashtraysays Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Nice try. A source who wishes to remain anonymous told me that gogo pays you a 'handsome stipend' to keep the shit stirred up around here just to keep things interesting. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PopTodd Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I'll take a leakAnal leakage? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Papa Crimbo Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Don't want to get involved with leaks. Don't want to be disappeared like Sgt. Manning Quote Link to post Share on other sites
froggie Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 my next door neighbour pretends to be disabled when she's on the street, using a walking stick (and sometimes a frame) and stumbling slowly. BUT, thanks to the little hole in the fence, it doesnt stop me from seeing her from digging the garden with a great big spade Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I think there are some kinds of leaks that we just don't want to hear about. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
howdjadoo Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I listened to The Beatles the other day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 sorry. i got lots of stories. i'll keep 'em quiet. no, I was talking about stuff like gonorrhea leakage, or I don't know, gross stuff. but whatever, to each his/her own. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I pulled the girl's chair out from under her in second grade, not the kid who got blamed for it. I thought it would be funny but she started crying and I had moved by that point so they thought it was the class troublemaker and not me, and I didn't say anything. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
choo-choo-charlie Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 One time, a friend and I were driving to a baseball game, and I accidentally rear-ended the van in front of me in the right lane of an always-busy three lane parkway. The driver waved to us out the window to pull off on the next street, which we did, but they didn't turn. We waited for upwards of 15 minutes for the other driver to show up so we could exchange insurance information. They never did, so we left. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gogo Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Nice try. A source who wishes to remain anonymous told me that gogo pays you a 'handsome stipend' to keep the shit stirred up around here just to keep things interesting. I did phone sex in college. That's a good one! For realsies? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-seven Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I would love some leaked information about Solid Sound 2011. Anybody got anything? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The High Heat Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Yes. I felt really dirty the first time a dude hung up on me after he had a leak of his own. For some reason most of the callers were from Norman, OKYou wouldn't happen to have any recordings of these escapades that you could leak, would you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The High Heat Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Oh well, I guess we'll have to settle for reenactments then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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