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my homework is due midnight tonight. so i have 2.2 hours. Easy Cheesy.

Same last name, no relation though (Besides the fact they both are better at superman than that new guy).

Caliber - Do you think Ringo looks a little bit like Chuck Norris in your avatar, and to that end, does Chuck ever play bass? -OTM

Both of these albums are much older than I am, but they are both genius to my ear.

All the college people I know can probably quote most of the Back to the Future movie. But then again, Im on the chess team.

"thats what she said"

because kids walking around pretending to kill eachother is more acceptable than kids walking around with boners.

Premier is so big he stretches out threads

I don't understand....I don't do meth...I swear!!

I'm at work right now, but during this time of year in Southern California, its quite pleasant to have my bedroom outside. Thanks for asking!

Proving what we all already knew (especially if you met my ex-wife): Women are naturally grumpy.

oops....beaten to the punch

I hope it involved slapping around parents who spoil their kids

oops! thanks Heres the quote from the internet guys: "[A]s the two people who designed the basic architecture and the core protocols that make the Internet work, we would like to acknowledge VP Gore's contributions as a Congressman, Senator and as Vice President. No other elected official, to our knowledge, has made a greater contribution over a longer period of time. Last year the Vice President made a straightforward statement on his role. He said: "During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet." We don't think, as some people have argued,

"During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system." -Al Gore That is the actual quote, and he's not lying. He pushed forward a lot of the legislation that helped set the backbone of what we now call the internet, so while he didn't do any of the actual inventing of internet technologies, all the people who WERE involved say it couldn't have hap

The mystery object is probably my ex-wife's period. That thing has been delaying shuttle landings for years.

People only start posting when its time to go to sleep. Sheesh.

Here Comes the Breeze - Gomez

The number of people killed under Stalin and Mao Ze Dong convinces me that lack of religion does not stop violence.

Yeah its awesome.

You always here about these "Man Bites Dog" Stories, but what about Woman bites Dog ?

I was excited for a good game vs. Notre Dame, but it appears as though they are a pushover. Oh well.

FIRE UP YOUR GRILLS!

You're a big Sherry Lewis fan?