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Calm down.

I really do think we're all just going to have to agree to agree on this one.

That's what she said.

I started a thread about why black people don't ski earlier this week (it was deleted). I think that puts us at the gays now.

So a priest, a rape, and a murder walk into a bar...

I can tell you this with all certainty...Sky Blue Sky definitely ranks last among all Wilco albums when those albums are ranked in the order in which they were released. You can take that to the bank and thank your teller for the lollipop.

So, did I win?

How long until Manny's caught on camera placing a cell phone call from inside Joe Torre's nose during a pitching change?

YES.

The only thing I thought of today was a photoshopped version of the Platoon movie poster, changed to read "Pontoon". In a large, brightly colored font.

I like Jason Bay. This rules. P.S. I'm gonna miss the mental patient though. RIP.

Velma.

This kinda offsets the whole saving an arm and a leg thing you get from traveling by bus, huh?

Manny is many things, but I would have never pegged him as a bit thief.

I just heard a Manny for Favre deal was basically done.

My name is Dale.

That was actually really funny. I'm going to stop campaigning for your to be banned now.

I just submitted my list. I spent 10 minutes on it. 1. Sam Cooke

I'll be honest, I'm not sensing the right level of outrage.

I'm going to see shows at the Doubledoor, Bottom Lounge, and Congress in October. I'm really looking forward to the trip.

I don't have the link, so you're just gonna have to take my word for it. But it was bad. Feel free to curse the souls of his unborn grandchildren in this thread.

Go to hell, bro.

This might be the worst thing that's ever not happened yet.

Yeah, I took this thing apart the other day, stared in there for about 20 seconds, then screwed it back together.

Incubus? More like succubus!! BURN.