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Not to be a smartass or anything, but is there a high mortality rate among surgeons in Iraq?

Paul says his dad liked to play boogie-woogie on the piano, which is interesting when you look at Paul's own development into one of the world's great bass guitarists. In a boogie-woogie piano tune, the bass line, played by the left hand, produces a strong contrapuntal melody, rather than just a rhythmic thud. Paul's own bass guitar playing is of course the most melodic ever. He set a standard no one has ever reached. Sometimes he even composed songs around a bass line melody. Paul's bass line on Baby You're A Rich Man is a good example of what he can do. -- George "Who the Man? Who the Man?!?

My love she speaks like silence, Without ideals or violence, She doesn't have to say she's faithful, Yet she's true, like ice, like fire. People carry roses, Make promises by the hours, My love she laughs like the flowers, Valentines can't buy her. In the dime stores and bus stations, People talk of situations, Read books, repeat quotations, Draw conclusions on the wall. Some speak of the future, My love she speaks softly, She knows there's no success like failure And that failure's no success at all. The cloak and dagger dangles, Madams light the candles. In ceremonies of the horsemen, Ev

Your employer must dislike animated gifs of bouncing breastesses.

I hope my ginormous signature continues to bug the shit out of people.

"Common knowledge" among doufuses?

Do you really think Ringo played bass on that song or are you merely delusional?

Huh? Yes, I have.

'Baby, You're a Rich Man' proves Entwistle is Macca's bitch.

no, see, the picture is tiny. it's the bubble that's fucking humongous.

slacker..... oh, happy birthday art-dude.

she likes you, doesn't she?

A lover of animals and a conversationist.

I sure as hell hope this makes it:

Might have been me. I didn't really flesh the theory out but it went something like this: Everything in Its Right Place - the womb / birth, contentment Kid A - pre-school innocence, fractured youth The National Anthem - grade school, isolation How To Disappear Completely - middle school, trauma Treefingers - post-adolescence, post-trauma / healing Optimistic - college, disillusionment In Limbo - young adulthood, drugs / chaos / uncertainty Idioteque - the beginning of the end, the coming apocalypse / terror and dread Morning Bell - middle age, divorce / severing all ties, losing touch with r

I made fun of this guy in a good natured way the other day. Apparently all this bad karma towards others--including mocking the outrageous speech patterns and mannerisms of TV show hosts--is biting me in the ass.

God vs. Sex

i think he's got wood too. dammit.

Yeah, ignorance is bliss.

Brown is sporting the most unsightly example of Male Camel Toe I've had the misfortune of seeing.

I'd suggest anger management courses or maybe some opium. You really need to relax.

I was kidding around. But seriously, what gives with all the aggression?

All that scenic beauty and you're sitting indoors gambling. No wonder your special lady friend wasn't happy.