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Yeah, I was trying to say something like that.

Casino queen, mah lord yore mean.

Guess he's not TEH CONQUERER!@#!!

Yeah, that's an awful way to lose a loved one, no doubt.

I heard you didn't die in a plane crash and stuff.

That Danielson sure could shred.

Don't listen to him, dude. You can completely get away with it.

I see lots of naps in your future.

IMDB Nugget O' Trivia : To prepare for her role as a slave in the movie Beloved, Oprah Winfrey went through a 24-hour simulation of the experience of slavery, which included being tied up and blindfolded and left alone in the woods. And you guys are questioning her integrity?????????

Pluto isn't nearly as big as Uranus, which is enormous and has a ring around it to boot. It all makes sense.

Happiest of joyest ones, grasshopper. May you walk the earth -- like Caine in Kung Fu, go from town to town, meet people, get in adventures.

My advice to Thax is to do what your parents did. Get a job, sir! The bums will always lose -- do you hear me, Thax? The bums will always lose!

I had fried alligator bites last week. Tastes like chikin.

Jennifer Aniston front and center and Kelly from Saved by the Bell (back and to the right) seem pretty happy with the whole affair.

He looks a little like Kevin Spacey in Se7en.

Her name is Amanda Huggin-Kiss. I know this because I know all things. Find her at once.

An admin could merge these two threads into a single all-powerful thread.

You should buy a stick of feminine deodorant and stick it on her desk anonymously.