Albert Tatlock

Actually .... Both came up when I searched on 'Benny from Crossroads' just now

The Lost Spanners Lizard Boudoir Benny From Crossroads The Turnipheads The Unbearable Lightness of Bejing Dripping Kebab

Randy Hollar "Cowboy Singer & yodeller extraordinaire" "There's a love knot in my lariat..." (He is a real person with a web site)

New Order - Power, Corruption, and Lies

Rumpelstiltskin?

Talk about stating the bleeding obvious!

I've heard of making the dead 'rise' again, but this is ridiculous

Did she smell of trufles? And as far as the original picture goes - you don't get many of them to the pound.

I'm comin' home, I've done my time Now I've got to know what is and isn't mine Twice on the pipe?

So you're stumped by today's lyrics?

Enlarged trouser snake on a plane?

Scarlett is sobbing unconsolably in the corner ...

But Rico went a bit too far, Tony sailed across the bar And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two There was blood and a single gun shot, But just who shot who? Welcome to my own personal manifestation of Room 101

He was in both (small cameo in the first), larger part in Stardust. Also Dave Edmunds was in David Essex's 'band' in the second one. The first had more atmosphere, and Ringo was surprisingly good.

That one good. sequel - not so good. Mention 'Bognor Regis', and people only think of one thing ... http://www.postcard-nostalgia.co.uk/south_...gis/butlins.htm

Pulpit rock, Norway. 600 metres vertical drop down into the fjord. Must remember to take a spare pair of underpants. I am pining for the fjords.

I hope to be here in a few weeks time:-

This one came into my head, but I can't use it, as it's actually a great favourite of mine! No milk today, my love has gone away The bottle stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn No milk today, it seems a common sight But people passing by don't know the reason why How could they know just what this message means The end of my hopes, the end of all my dreams How could they know a palace there had been Behind the door where my love reigned as queen No milk today, it wasn't always so The company was gay, we turned night into day But all that's left is a place dark and lonely A terraced h

More tomorrow (or maybe I'll drop a few more lines of torment during the afternoon sometime) You're lucky - there are alot of UK ones I can't use because they'd mean nothing to you in the US. Snakes in the cinema

Now we both know that's not true, and I 've got the buckshot in my arse to prove it.

Classic stuff (had to check specially last night)! They know who to call when Spongebob The Movie II starts production.

Finally got around to getting this. As long as I mentally filter out a bit of the Knopfler glossy production, I have to say I like most of it alot. Emmylou has rarely sounded better, and it is at least as much her album as his. Definitely Radio 2 territory though

I laughed at her and she got mad, the first day that she planted, it, was just a twig It was either that or:- She wrecked the car and she was sad And so afraid that I