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Albert Tatlock

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  1. You know, as someone who is interested in history, I actually have admiration (which is hard to factor into my feelings for the current situation, but there you go) for the past military genius of the Israelis, especially '67 in Sinai, for example. But that was largely in empty desert, whereas now they are taking revenge on the defenceless.
  2. I confess I have no idea who they are, but have fun! Elbows pointing outward is the best defence!
  3. Nice to see that you could relax for once and not be on setlist duty
  4. I quick once over with a bunsen burner deals with that problem.
  5. I also think that the US administration will be extra understanding with Israel since they would probably like the Israeli air force to carry out another bombing raid on any Iranian nuclear centre at some point in the future, like they did with Iraq in the 80's.
  6. From the context, I'd say: going out for a drink with a mate called John Sams, the 'quiet one' being British understatement for getting lashed good and proper.
  7. And George Michael most feels like a man when ...
  8. "truncheons to attention"
  9. "The sight of Bob Shennan
  10. This is as exciting as One Man And His Dog (Televised sheep dog trials - yes it does exist!)
  11. The three things a cross-dressing male Miss Yvon impersonator needs to take on the job.
  12. Fixed it for you. This has the actual quote: http://www.dizzybint.com/WhatsABint.htm half way down the page.
  13. whinge - complain/moan. Most often used by Australians in describing 'Wingeing Poms' scrotes - Abbreviation for scrotums? Yes, but used here as derogatory term for young rascals pork scratchings - What the hell are these? Where is the Happy Busman when you need him? All you could ever want to know:- http://www.hairybarsnacks.com/ Basically only to be eaten when pissed. Then they taste quite good. bint - derogatory, though not really nasty, term for a female http://www.dizzybint.com/WhatsABint.htm Wow - good spot with the Python reference!
  14. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=1...-name_page.html The 43-year-old star was caught emerging from the bushes after a sexual encounter with pot-bellied jobless van driver Norman Kirtland on the notorious homosexual haunt Hampstead Heath. He claimed the van driver from Brighton, East Sussex, was not unattractive despite later describing him as a Bernard Manning lookalike. George chuckled: "I mean as much as I don't want to be ageist or fattist, it's dark out there but it's not that dark. I've no idea who that guy was - but thank you very much, whoever he was." Norman Kirtland
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