Albert Tatlock

"The sight of Bob Shennan

This is as exciting as One Man And His Dog (Televised sheep dog trials - yes it does exist!)

The three things a cross-dressing male Miss Yvon impersonator needs to take on the job.

Fixed it for you. This has the actual quote: http://www.dizzybint.com/WhatsABint.htm half way down the page.

whinge - complain/moan. Most often used by Australians in describing 'Wingeing Poms' scrotes - Abbreviation for scrotums? Yes, but used here as derogatory term for young rascals pork scratchings - What the hell are these? Where is the Happy Busman when you need him? All you could ever want to know:- http://www.hairybarsnacks.com/ Basically only to be eaten when pissed. Then they taste quite good. bint - derogatory, though not really nasty, term for a female http://www.dizzybint.com/WhatsABint.htm Wow - good spot with the Python reference!

Will grab it tonight.

How's tricks?

"Evening all"

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=1...-name_page.html The 43-year-old star was caught emerging from the bushes after a sexual encounter with pot-bellied jobless van driver Norman Kirtland on the notorious homosexual haunt Hampstead Heath. He claimed the van driver from Brighton, East Sussex, was not unattractive despite later describing him as a Bernard Manning lookalike. George chuckled: "I mean as much as I don't want to be ageist or fattist, it's dark out there but it's not that dark. I've no idea who that guy was - but thank you very much, whoever he was." Norman Kirtland

I wouldn't call myself a great Dylan fan, but I like it alot, if that gives any perspective on the views of an 'average punter'. I have or have had, that, Blood on the Tracks, Desire, Nashville Skyline, an early Greatest Hits type thing, Freewheelin' . I think that someone here recommended it to me a couple of years ago. And of course, with that first track Bob invented drum'n'bass

Yeah, but it means I'll be banned from the Kylie Return Tour pre-sale.

The thing that makes me most sad about this whole affair is that there were the first signs of a re-emergence of an independent Lebanese government with a developing popular support calling for increased efforts to shake off the Syrian domination of the last few decades. It would not surprise me if Hezbollah had stepped up it's attacks deliberately in the hope of stirring things up in order to re-establish it's power base and try and get the rest of the Arab world back on side and renew Syrian influence. Israel didn't disappoint them with it's response. Sounds familiar with the campaign of the

Funny echo in here today ...

"Are we there yet?"

On reflection, I'm sort of proud I did not know that ...

All together now ... "If I could hold back time ..."

"ironic"

Number 7 hit home 1, OPENING JARS - nnng, she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2, CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man. 3, DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks? Gay. A Stuart Pearce tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and crippling the man. Magic. 4, SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here love. No, I don't need a sharpener, you think I can't whi

D minus 3 Preparations continue then

I like to cultivate a natural dankness.

Rectal probe? They'll never make a canoe out of you!

http://wilcoworld.net/tours/index.php The Black Orchid? Supper Club? Food fight! I'm thinking Bugsy Malone and the splurge guns.

Drink it. Problem solved, and you'll be smelling of roses for days.

... and? Free Cardiff Festival in 2 weeks looks more and more inviting ...