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bjorn_skurj

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  1. Sorry, man. I vaguely disliked him until I saw him open for Wilco last summer. Then I very clearly disliked him.
  2. ---------- FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ---------- GRAMMY Awards disrespect Heavy Metal: God Forbid & Anand Clique members "Despite fan attention, the GRAMMY Awards have refused to properly acknowledge Heavy Metal: God Forbid & Anand Clique members unite to remedy." CHICAGO, IL - / May 23, 2010 / God Forbid guitarist Dallas Coyle and Anand Clique frontman Anand Bhatt team up to collaborate on a new song for garnering joint support from fans and colleagues. The result will help validate Heavy Metal as a musical genre. There is not a best heavy metal album category in the Grammy Awards.
  3. Heh. I am not sure I approve of musicians I like having anything to do with that Oberst fellow.
  4. The kid is learning that already, by being slapped with a felony beef. I am not sure an adult would even catch a case that grave if he called someone up and said he was going to cut off their head and shit down their neck.
  5. That'll be a fine day for the justice system.
  6. As Mets fans, we were sort of misled about how good Frankie Rodriguez really is, but the dude came up huge the last two nights. He is the anti-Luis Castillo.
  7. Of The Roots effing up the MOF, or vice versa?
  8. I have often drawn stick figures holding guns pointed at people who write crappy press releases.
  9. Cuddling with your sweetie.
  10. That's what I get for putting the earbuds in my nostrils.
  11. How about this? AUTISM GROUPS CALL FOR RESIGNATION OF DISTRICT ATTORNEY AND SCHOOL PRINCIPAL Towaco, NJ, (May 20, 2010) - DAD, the world’s largest Non-Profit school curriculum and advocacy group for Autistic and disabled children, and other National and local Autism organizations will meet and hold a Press Conference on Friday May, 21, 2010, 11:00AM at the Quality Inn Meadowlands, 10 Polito Avenue , Lyndhurst, NJ, to call for the Resignation of Atlanta District Attorney Paul Howard, and School Principal Karen Cox, for arresting Shane Finn, a 14 Year Old Autistic Boy who drew a stick figur
  12. Whatever they were aiming for with this one, they missed it, as far as my ears are concerned.
  13. Hmm. That sort of undermines my theory that that show (as Boohbah is getting kids used to eventual contact and colonization by extraterrestrials) is preparing kids to live under Chinese rule, after the PRC repossesses us.
  14. Things the Mets should do: 1. Fire Omar and Manuel. NOW. 2. Apologize to Johan Santana for selling him a bill of goods when signing him in 2008, and offer to trade him if he likes. It's a crime that he pitches as well as he does and more often than not comes out with an L or a no decision. 3. Trade David Wright. Citi Field is messing with his head. His chances of succeeding there grow dimmer with each plate appearance. Dude looks LOST up there a lot of the time. 4. Accept that it is time to rebuild. Keep Reyes; everybody else is subject to going. 5. Concentrate on pitching, defense and dudes
  15. When the kid passes a crayon-scrawled stickup note to a teller when on line with his mom at a bank.
  16. I am falling in love with the Celtics.
  17. I really could use a drink right now.
  18. I would like to just say a word in defense of the responsible drinking of alcoholic beverages.
  19. I just sent it to my GF via YSI, so here it is if any one of you all need it. https://www.yousendit.com/download/dXFWUXV0UnFmVGJ2Wmc9PQ
  20. Press release I got today: Assemblyman Ortiz Calls for Tax on Patrons of Sexually Oriented Clubs Mr. Ortiz hopes to raise funds for victims of domestic abuse, child prostitution, and hate crimes. (Albany, NY) – Assemblyman Felix Ortiz (Brooklyn-51 AD), applauds the recent rally in support of the “pole tax” by Illusions Gentleman's Club in Mineola, Long Island, New York. At a news conference on the steps of the Supreme Court Building in Mineola, the owner and exotic dancers of the Illusion Gentleman’s Club expressed their support for an entrance fee to the patrons of the club to rais
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