caliber66

The reason the Onion didn't publish it is because the Onion didn't write it.

Billy Rankin Aday, maybe.

You will not convince me that his drummer is not Meat Loaf Aday.

Yeah, his son Chester has a band called the Abrasions.

I believe that was his point.

Don't you tell me what your intention is or is not doing to me.

You did not answer my question.

What's a dream baby?

Drunk Uncle is by far the best segment they have right now. I don't know why they are barely using Nasim Pedrad and Vanessa Bayer this year, but the new ladies have been doing ok in their place. "The Californians" needs to be put into a capsule and launched into the sun.

Indeed.

Nice...

I will absolutely agree with you that Fox News includes some liberal commentary, but to suggest that they give equal time to all sides is ludicrous.

I voted early last week. I brought my wife along to make sure she voted for the right candidates also.

Same dude who's got him some salmonellosis today?

Nobody wearing sunglasses like that should be allowed to sing anything with "blues" in the title.

Dud, it would have been much cooler if they had called the book Meat the Puppets.

Apropos of nothing, my boss just returned from lunch where he says he had to break up a fight between two old (70+) ladies who had escalated an argument over the debate into a physical altercation (throwing salt shakers/ketchup bottles, a head lock of some kind).

You don't get to grab the high horse here. You posted a non "respector" post and Jules responded with the same. That he went a couple of degrees beyond you doesn't mean that you're clean. A lot of factors add up to you being obnoxious. Principled disagreement isn't one of them, but the way you express your disagreement is often obnoxious.

To be fair, you called him a cupcake.

"whoever"

Two hundred forty-nine feet.

You never lived with wookies.

That is uncorrect. I probably haven't listened to Wilco on purpose in two years.

Popeye?

Ladies and gentlemen, the end of irony.