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BMG and Columbia House wrecked my credit on my way out of college. Also, my fraternity house had multiple fake accounts named after pieces of furniture - Jeff Couch, David Mantel, etc.

Crazy. I know a dude named Horny Randy.

Was that for me? Having spent a couple of decades listening to the Grateful Dead, I don't really need any more time with "Dancing in the Streets" to know it's a pile of shit. It's incredibly out of place on what is probably their best studio album. They must have been on drugs or something.

No, it rocks your face off. And you're not helping your cause by posting a video which starts with the most ridiculous song the Grateful Dead ever covered.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfz8e6Qr-Dg Also: 1. Every song by Pigpen rocks. 2. "Help on the Way" is just about the last song I would recommend as an example of rocking to someone who doesn't like the Grateful Dead.

I love that your personal goal is 5 times your team's goal.

These are Farrar.

Well, they have qualified for the tax break.

So poor people who don't make enough money to pay income tax have earned their tax break as well, right?

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I can't think of anything more absurd than the idea that Rush Limbaugh and Louis fucking CK are somehow equal players at opposite ends of the political spectrum.

Apologies for continuing the predictable male BS, but you're talking about your boobs, right?

Yeah, I'm not sure how you can say an act "killed it" when she's lip syncing to the album track, but it was a decent job. Cee Lo was fun.

That sounds like a great use of its actual practical value.

Something that belongs to two guys both named Thesauru.

Velcro was originally created as a replacement for zippers and other fasteners, and was popularized by NASA. It didn't have anything to do with "special needs folks."

Did I miss the part where you say what size shirts you're looking for?

Yeah, that's my take on it.

What statements indicate that Bob & Max were pushed out by Jay?

Pat is at least 85% less deceased than Jay.

"new Neil, new Metric"

That's pretty gross right there. If you want the frosting, take the damn donut.

How does one make gluten-free sausage gravy?

Yeah, it seemed like the cooling trays we laid out the first pralines were the last to set up. I think we could have beat them a little more to get a firmer set, but they all came out fine...

btw, we made the pralines. They came out pretty good.