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Honorable mention: Sarah Silverman (want to be sensitive to gender imbalance)

 

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personal suckage only -- your results may vary.

 

Well, lived my life and never stopped to worry 'bout a thing

Opened up and shouted out and never tried to sing

Wondering if I'd done wrong

Will this depression last for long?

 

Won't you tell me

Where have all the good times gone?

Where have all the good times gone?

 

Well, once we had an easy ride and always felt the same

Time was on our side and I had everything to gain

Let it be like yesterday

Please let me have happy days

 

Won't you tell me

Where have all the good times gone?

Where have all the good times gone?

 

Ma and Pa look back at all the things they used to do

Didn't have no money and they always told the truth

Daddy didn't have no toys

And mummy didn't need no boys

 

Won't you tell me

Where have all the good times gone?

Where have all the good times gone?

 

Well, yesterday was such an easy game for you to play

But let's face it things are so much easier today

Guess you need some bringing down

And get your feet back on the ground

 

Won't you tell me

Where have all the good times gone?

Where have all the good times gone?

Where have all the good times gone?

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1. to hear that Lewis Diuguid was beaten to within an inch of his life by a Black Panther party member

2. some barbecue

3. a Pale Ale

4. for the humidity to take at least a 50% drop

5. to read some more of Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

 

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1. to hear that Lewis Diuguid was beaten to within an inch of his life by a Black Panther party member

2. some barbecue

3. a Pale Ale

4. for the humidity to take at least a 50% drop

5. to read some more of Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

 

(Category: things that I would like right about now)

Well...3 out of 5 ain't bad. :lol

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fuck this

fuck off

fuck you

fuck yourself

fuck a monkey

You forgot "go fuck a tree." :brow

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ground beef

onions

chili powder

tomatoes

garlic

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1. Adam West

2. Michael Keaton

3. Val Kilmer

4. George Clooney

5. Christian Bale

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