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A fraternity brother and I developed a full-length CD that consisted of nothing other than the first 2-8 seconds (at random) of "Shake Your Love" for our pledges during Hell Week. It worked. I remember Ministry being effective during my own Hell Week, as well as the Animaniacs sing the US Capitals and countries of the world.

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Wow..I'd say that personally if someone strapped me to a chair & forced me to listen to that Godawful '70's pop collection (as endorsed by GREG BRADY!) that is on TV infomercial I'd tell em anything to get it to stop :stunned

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Goo Goo Dolls would be my first inclination, but after some thought it would have to be this band I saw open up for the Reverend Horton Heat and the Hackensaw Boys in Manchester who played death metal thrash covers of tv themes and popular dittys. Imagine a full on growl of the "Cheers" theme -

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Most Billy Joel

Kansas

 

These are two most excellent choices.

 

I hope to never hear any again.

 

Let me go on the record now, though, to say that, if I ever commit crimes against my country, that I deserve to be tortured with Billy Joel and Kansas records. Certainly among the worst things ever recorded.

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Anything by Rush (sure this will get me in trouble :ermm )

 

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You're now on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION mister :lol

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"Da Da Da" by Trio on endless loop.

 

 

I actually kind of like that song, but after a couple of minutes it makes me want to grab a pair of pliers and start ripping out my own teeth.

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Skynyrd, Kansas and Billy Joel? Not the best music of all time, but c'mon, you guys can do better than that.

How about a vote for the most annoying song of all time?

 

My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas

 

Hearing it once is torture, but if that doesn't make you give up state secrets, then how about ...

 

Conga - Miami Sound Machine

Who Let The Dogs Out? - Baha Men

2 Live Crew - Me So Horny

Beat It - Michael Jackson

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Crash Test Dummies

Ironic - Alanis Morrisette

Pump up the Volume - M/A/R/R/S

Material Girl - Madonna

Pretty much any current rap song

 

Oh, and if those don't work, don't forget the secret weapon called "the cat food jingle." You know, the classic Meow Mix commercial: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow ... etc.

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If the subject from whom you'd like to gather information from is male, I'd suggest:

 

1. Anything from the Grease sountrack.

2. Paradise by the Dashboard Lights.

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