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My coworker is making a pure cheeze cd for his significant other. We are brainstorming and thought to include via chicago. The morning has been filled with laughs....

 

Examples

1. Crazytown - Butterfly

2. Gunther - Ding Dong Song

3. South Park - Feel Like Makin Love (Done in Voicebox)

 

4. Colour Me Bad - I Wanna Sex You Up

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How about some Journey or Lionel Richie?

:lol Remember when "Open Arms" was ubiquitous? (I KNOW you do) God that song used to make me have homicidal urges!

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LOL, Journey had a few.

 

How about simply cheezy love lyrics?

 

Rio Speedwagon's "Keep On Loving You"

"You should've known by the tone of my voice, maybe

But you didn't listen

You played dead, but you never bled,

Instead you lay still in the grass, all coiled up and hissing"

 

John Meyer's "Wonderland"

"One mile to every inch of

Your skin like porcelain

One pair of candy lips and

Your bubblegum tongue."

 

ELP's "Still You Turn Me on"

"When you're buried in disguise

By the dark glass on your eyes

Though your flesh has crystallized;

Still...you turn me on.

Every day a little sadder,

A little madder,

Someone get me a ladder."

 

and my absolute Fav/worse lyric of any kind, all the time goes to.....

(drumroll)

 

Bon Jovi's "Never Say Goodbye"

Remember when we used to park

On butler street out in the dark

Remember when we lost the keys

And you lost more than that in my backseat

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My coworker is making a pure cheeze cd for his significant other. We are brainstorming and thought to include via chicago. The morning has been filled with laughs....

 

Examples

1. Crazytown - Butterfly

2. Gunther - Ding Dong Song

3. South Park - Feel Like Makin Love (Done in Voicebox)

 

4. Colour Me Bad - I Wanna Sex You Up

 

I have the ender for every list of cheezy, obnoxious, horrilbe 'love longs'

 

 

Bobby Goldsboro --- Honey

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and my absolute Fav/worse lyric of any kind, all the time goes to.....

(drumroll)

 

Bon Jovi's "Never Say Goodbye"

Remember when we used to park

On butler street out in the dark

Remember when we lost the keys

And you lost more than that in my backseat

 

Not to bag on New Jersey's second favorite son (kinda like shooting fish in a barrell, but this is even worse when you consider the obvious influence:

 

Slow dancing in the dark on the beach at Stockton's Wing

Where desperate lovers park we sat with the last of the Duke Street Kings

Huddled in our cars waiting for the bells that ring

In the deep heart of the night to set us loose from everything

to go running on the backstreets, running on the backstreets

We swore we'd live forever on the backstreets we take it together

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I have the ender for every list of cheezy, obnoxious, horrilbe 'love longs'

Bobby Goldsboro --- Honey

We have a winner!!

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Crowjack, great idea but save time and simply buy three cd's ....a Bread, Air Supply, and

Christopher Cross.

 

 

One of my great guilty pleasures: Bread

 

Soft rock at it's best.

 

I used to play Down on My Knees as a set ender. Forget David Gates...James Griffin dude, James Griffin.

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