j4lackey Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 "People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 Nope, I am a frayed knot! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Nope, I am a frayed knot!I don't get it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dixiecupdrinker Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I don't know about the other two, but the one in the middle sure looks like Willie Nelson! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 I don't get it. LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Calexico Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Paul McCartney: To get to the other side. Big Parm: What? Paul McCartney: That's why the chicken crossed the road. Big Parm: You totally just tarantinoed that joke. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 " 'Cause I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Where do you think the celery stalk went, Einstein?! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 if i could come that way i wouldn't need the batteries. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 if i could come that way i wouldn't need the batteries.He USED to be an alligator 'till I cut his tail off & painted him yeller. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 "No need to run. miss. He said he was going to take a shit first!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 nm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 mooo!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
awatt Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 "20 goes into 80 much easier than 80 goes into 20!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j4lackey Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 "'Cause 7-8-9". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 "Oops, my bad. You're Jay's girlfriend!!" (followed by a lot of hearty backslapping, chortles, and guffaws). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Reminds me of a good set-up: "So, I'm reading Wilco: Learning How to Die..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 ~the shua Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted April 4, 2007 Author Share Posted April 4, 2007 Holy shit, you ARE Nel Carter! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Chinese democracy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxiebean Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 A stick! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theashtraysays Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Well, that's OK - they won't let us back into Kroger's any more either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Clouds of Fluff Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Bush. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Clouds of Fluff Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 "'Cause 7-8-9". My son's most favorite right now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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