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I never eat that crap anyway.

A pan, some canola oil, a load of kernels and a mess of heat is the only way to go.

 

Word. I've got an old popping pan from the 60's my mom gave me. It's the nastiest looking thing in the world, but it makes some tasty corn.

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When I was a young boy

They said you're only gettin' older

But how was I to know then

That they'd be cryin' on my shoulder

Put your money in a big house

Get yourself a pretty wife

She'll collect your life insurance

When she connects you with a knife

 

Somebody get the doctor

I'm feelin' pretty poor

Somebody get the stretcher

Before I hit the floor

 

Somebody save me

I lost my job, they kicked me out of my tree

Somebody save me

Save me

 

Everybody's got opinions

But nobody's got the answers

And that shit you ate for breakfast

Well it'll only give you cancer

We're runnin' in a circle

Runnin' to the morning light

And if ya ain't quite workable

It's been one hell of a night

 

Somebody get the doctor

I think I'm gonna crash

Never paid the bill

Because I ain't got the cash

 

Somebody save me

I lost my job, they kicked me out of my tree

Somebody save me

Save me

Look out

 

Save me

I lost my job, they kicked me out of my tree

Somebody save me, oh

Save me

 

Somebody save me

I'm goin' down for the last time, look out

Save me

Sa-a-a-a-a-a-ave me

Save me

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I think my Christmas shopping is done. Just buy everyone a popcorn gift set and be done with it. I never know what to get some people in my family. Thanks for the link Jen!

 

i highly recommend the popcorn samplers and the gift sets. We gave samplers to our siblings and friends and it was universally loved. In fact i'm just remembering that we have two weddings to shop for!!!!

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I never eat that crap anyway.

A pan, some canola oil, a load of kernels and a mess of heat is the only way to go.

 

Don't forget to pan-melt some good real BUTTER and pound an ounce or two of salt in there as well. :thumbup

 

 

Diet Coke? sheet, I live on the stuff. I'm thinking of starting a lobby group to get Cherry Zero imported to Canada...we can't get it here. You lucky bastids.

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Wait, why can't I drink Diet Coke now?

 

 

 

I'm not quite sure how to do it, but can someone link Lammy to the Diet Coke story that was up a month or so ago. Poor Jeff...he SWEARS he drinks like 36 a day! Oy!!!

 

 

I'm hooked, but not ADDICTED!

 

 

Moderation folks, moderation...

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Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?

Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?

Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.

Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.

Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!

Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage?

Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.

Dimpus Burger Guy: What?

Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.

Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?

Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?

Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!

Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!

Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...

[grabs burger kid by shirt]

Farva: ... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!

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The problem with cola beverages is that they go really really well with cigarettes.

 

 

 

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww...I thought that was coffee!!!

 

 

 

Analogman: Ahem, NO HELP with the link for Lammy?!? :hmm

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I never eat that crap anyway.

A pan, some canola oil, a load of kernels and a mess of heat is the only way to go.

 

Fumes from a non stick pan used with high heat can be even more deadly.

 

I watch Good Eats way too much...

 

Oh, and what's wrong with Diet Coke?

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