Pranks!

[HighFives]

One time my friends and I convinced my other friend Chris he was fat by getting all of his friends and even his sister to tell him he was putting on some pounds. He wasn't at all. We got him to go on a diet and this went on for about 3 months til he started getting really self concience about himself. We wouldn't let him eat ice cream or anything like that, also no meats, or fattening salad dressings (Because we only let him eat salads when we went out, ya know since he was fat) I think he weighed like at the most 145 and he's like 5'9. He even started riding his bike everywhere and working out all the time. So it actually turned out okay for him since he started getting in shape but that just made him gain weight since he had no fat on him any way.

 

 

So with that what pranks have you guys done?

[Drazil]

ummm, I put tape on the bottom of all the pc mouses at work. IT Dept was perplexed for about ... 3 minutes.

[tongue-tied]

you're a monster. i actually had a very similar thing happen to me in high school, my friends kept abusing my appearance so i would join the track team. but then they kept it going. it sucks because even though you know its a joke, you can't shake it out of your head and become super self concious. i also got into shape, good trade off for the psychological scarring.

[jahilia]

 

An acquaintance of mine replaced the "how to put the lid on your coffee" sign at Java City with this

 

CAUTION: HOT JAVA

Follow these two easy steps to put your lid on safely.

1) Begin by placing your hot cup of coffee on a firm, hard surface. Run your fingers slowly around the rim, checking for unusual bumps or swelling.

2) Press the lid gently onto the cup, and slide your thumb down the lip, forming a tight seal around the top. Now the cup is ready for your eager mouth.

Our hot coffee will always send waves of pleasure through your body, but remember these steps to protect yourself.

 

He also replaced McDonald's treat menu with a picture of Jason Biggs and an apple pie. This one is my favorite of his though.

[Sir Stewart]

My dorm neighbors removed the door from my room freshman year. I was rooming with a not-so-bright friend, who was standing in our doorway talking to a girl as I walked up and noticed the door was gone. As she told the story, it was funny because she knew the door was gone, and he was just standing in the doorway shooting the shit with her, totally unawares until I walked up: "What the fuck! Our fucking door is gone!" Him: "Uhh, wow, so it is!" Many laughs ensued, and then we filled a garbage bag with shaving cream and slid the opening under their door - and swatted the full bag with a flattened cardboard box. Didn't go so well.

[PigSooie]

We were at the casinos in Tunica one night, and one of my buddies started telling everyone he was Jason Elam of the Broncos. He looks nothing like him. He's bald even. Anyway, before the night was over the casino set up a table for autograph signing. He signed auotgraphs for an hour.

[H.Stone]

before the night was over the casino set up a table for autograph signing. He signed auotgraphs for an hour.

 

Now that's funny stuff...

[tellya]

My first college roommate and I lived in an apartment where our bedroom doors faced each other and opened to the inside of the rooms. Well one night I had some friends over and of course roommate is in her room talking to her boyfriend from home as she did every night. Well we got the birght idea to get a rope and tie the bedroom doors together tight where she couldn't open her door. One of the guys was like "oh i'm not in this with you guys" and he went out on the balcony. Well we realized that she is just sitting there talking to her boyfriend and will not try to open her door for a long long time. We needed a faster response. So, we flipped the breaker to her room. We hear a thud as she tried to open the door and then she started screaming like the devil. We were like oh shit if we untie the rope she is gonna come out and beat the shit out of all of us. So we got scissors, cut the rope and took off running, got in the car and went to someone else's house. As we were driving away you could see the "oh i'm not getting involved guy" on the balcony and she ran out the door and she was hitting and slapping him. It was hilarious and she probably still thinks it was him to this day.

 

 

Then one time I filled up a trash can with water and propped it against her door when she was talking to her boyfriend. I knocked and she answered and got soaked. Would have been funny if it was something more gross than water.

[HighFives]

Also when I worked at a pizza place my friend Steve and I stole the remote controls to the tvs when the other manager mark had to open the next day and we made him go on a scavenger hunt for the remote all day and he really wanted the TV on since there was like a sports game on he really wanted to see. None of the TVs can be turned on manually because they took all the buttons off or they are way up high. Any way we wrote all these notes of places he had to go to find the next clue. Like the first one was "Uh oh! where is the remote? better go check the girls' bathroom in the lil tampon garbage to find a clue!" then in that one would be another note saying something like "Hmmm not here? better go check in the fireplace!" We had I think about 15 to 20 clues he had to search for.

[austrya]

Color a rubber band with a black sharpie and put it around the sprayer so that it will spray if the water is on. Put it back in it's little holder and point it so whoever turns the water on will be sprayed. It's soooo funny when someone doesn't know it's there and gets soaked.

[Sir Stewart]

Color a rubber band with a black sharpie and put it around the sprayer so that it will spray if the water is on. Put it back in it's little holder and point it so whoever turns the water on will be sprayed. It's soooo funny when someone doesn't know it's there and gets soaked.

Word to that - I've been the victim of that one, and it's still funny as hell from the business end.

[froggie]

a friend of mine was desperate for a girl years ago. so, me another guy decided to have fun by creating a fake girl that noticed on those online meeting places. we arranged meet-ups with her (but she never turned up at all during those) and phone calls (that's where another female friend of ours came into the picture!)

 

his reaction though was what kept it going. no sadness, but semi-abusive verbal anger! he always used to come to me, bitching about 'natalia'

 

since me and my friend were starting to get pissed with him from other things he's done to us, we sure had fun with this prank.. last 6 weeks or so, and to this day, he's none the wiser

[ikol]

Color a rubber band with a black sharpie and put it around the sprayer so that it will spray if the water is on. Put it back in it's little holder and point it so whoever turns the water on will be sprayed. It's soooo funny when someone doesn't know it's there and gets soaked.

 

I was going to post that!

[Mr. Kinsley]

Color a rubber band with a black sharpie and put it around the sprayer so that it will spray if the water is on. Put it back in it's little holder and point it so whoever turns the water on will be sprayed. It's soooo funny when someone doesn't know it's there and gets soaked.

 

I've done that before.

 

To my grandma.

 

 

Twice.

 

 

She's a hoot.

[HighFives]

a friend of mine was desperate for a girl years ago. so, me another guy decided to have fun by creating a fake girl that noticed on those online meeting places. we arranged meet-ups with her (but she never turned up at all during those) and phone calls (that's where another female friend of ours came into the picture!)

 

his reaction though was what kept it going. no sadness, but semi-abusive verbal anger! he always used to come to me, bitching about 'natalia'

 

since me and my friend were starting to get pissed with him from other things he's done to us, we sure had fun with this prank.. last 6 weeks or so, and to this day, he's none the wiser

 

 

I think she should make a new surprise appearence.

 

 

I did something like that at my work. Everyone at work has msn messenger so we can contact eachother easily. Any way I signed into two accounts and started talking to my friend, Lincoln pretending to be some chick. They had plans to go to a movie together but unfortunately she stood him up.

[sureshot]

i didnt do it, but...Game. Set. Match.

[oceanman]

My buudy past out drunk on my lap at a party one night and wouldn't move, so I decided to dreadlock his hair that he had been growing for 3 or 4 years. He woke up the next afternoon pissed as hell and had no idea who tangled every peice of his hair together. We decided to get him drunk and then tell him. He got most of them out with help from his girl friend, but the ones in front never came out. He never said anything to me, I had let him sleep on the floor of my room for three years.You snooze you loose.

[froggie]

I think she should make a new surprise appearence.

 

would be cool, considering the guy's married now!

 

 

has anyone ever tried this:?

 

1. get a toilet roll

2. remove all the paper

3. shove some in one end

4. put some solid sodium in the other

5. clog up the other end with more paper

6. wait for someone to come in to take a dump

7. flush it down a public toilet where all cubicals lead to one main pipe

8. run like hell

9. wait to see what happens when the water eventually comes in contact with the sodium

10. act innocent

[napoleon]

To my grandma.

Twice.

She's hot.

 

 

O RLY?

 

 

homecoming is in 3 weeks, and for our senior prank... my friend and i are doing this during the middle of the football game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Xk02UG7Yc

[So Long]

put raunchy (RAUNCHY) porn with the volume cranked on in the "senior lounge" of my catholic high school (they blocked every channel except ESPN because they were "not of moral conduct we expect" and ran like hell.

[Kicking_Television]

O RLY?

homecoming is in 3 weeks, and for our senior prank... my friend and i are doing this during the middle of the football game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05Xk02UG7Yc

 

 

I love the ghost sound right at the end... classic.

[HighFives]

put raunchy (RAUNCHY) porn with the volume cranked on in the "senior lounge" of my catholic high school (they blocked every channel except ESPN because they were "not of moral conduct we expect" and ran like hell.

 

haha this reminds of a time when I purposely paper jammed my friends printer at his parents house (When he stilled lived there) and tried to print off a bunch of porn pictures so when they finally fixed the jam all the backed up porn would print out.

[Guest Left Arm Tan]

So with that what pranks have you guys done?

 

i worked at a hardware store back in the day doing floor sales. we got to carry some sweet walkie-talkies with us because it was a pretty large store. myself and a couple of the other younger dudes there would call the store when this one pretty ditzy cashier was working and try to see what we could get her to ask our manager if we carried over the walkie-talkie. my favorite was "do we carry cleveland steamers?"

 

that's about the extent of my pranking days.

[chisoxjtrain]

theres a prank war going on over at collegehumor.com. PRANK WAR!!! starts out pretty juvenile, but the stakes keep getting raised

[bobbob1313]

Color a rubber band with a black sharpie and put it around the sprayer so that it will spray if the water is on. Put it back in it's little holder and point it so whoever turns the water on will be sprayed. It's soooo funny when someone doesn't know it's there and gets soaked.

 

Can someone explain this one a bit more in detail?