M. (hristine Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Holy shit this is way better than the MJ thread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 She doesn't really know she's lying though. There you go again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Sarah Palin is to sex what Charlie Chaplin is to sex - as in, I've never had sex with either of them. She's so hot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 There you go again.I have a problem. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 This thread proves the EL KEV batsignal is obviously broken. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dude Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 She has the lying abilities of an 8th grader who didn't do her homework, but she indeed knows she's lying. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I have a problem. Only one? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ih8music Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Dumb like a fox. I'd quit being Governor of Alaska too if it meant $millions in speech fees, book deals, and my own TV show...exactly. she'll do the book & public speaking tour and make a boatload of cash over the next 12 months or so. Not so sure about the TV show, though... only if she decides that her political career is over. I think she'll come across like Rachel Ray if she has an entire show to fill - not good if she wants to be the next pres. But she'll definitely be a regular pundit for the right on cable news, you betcha! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Only one?at a time. They alternate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Winston Legthigh Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 exactly. she'll do the book & public speaking tour and make a boatload of cash over the next 12 months or so. Not so sure about the TV show, though... only if she decides that her political career is over. I think she'll come across like Rachel Ray if she has an entire show to fill - not good if she wants to be the next pres. But she'll definitely be a regular pundit for the right on cable news, you betcha!Her political career is over - she has no chance of being president. But she'll probably have a very lucrative career as a commentator and pundit. But back to important things - was Seward's Folly represented in the Flynt-made Palin porn? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Papa Crimbo Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Her political career is over - she has no chance of being president. But she'll probably have a very lucrative career as a commentator and pundit. But back to important things - was Seward's Folly represented in the Flynt-made Palin porn? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Edie Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 The thing is that she can't be like Newt or Karl Rove or Pat Buchanan -- they actually are intelligent even if I disagree with them rather violently. But I agree; she's hot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Artifice Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: is palin hot? I'll say it bluntly - the thought makes my dick limp. Maybe it's the accent, the vapidness, the naked ambition absent any qualifications, the batshit crazy religious views, or maybe it's the 10 lbs of makeup she has to put on her face to make it presentable, and that beehive hair. Ugh. Seriously. Couldn't get it up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 naked Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Re: is palin hot? I'll say it bluntly - the thought makes my dick limp. Maybe it's the accent, the vapidness, the naked ambition absent any qualifications, the batshit crazy religious views, or maybe it's the 10 lbs of makeup she has to put on her face to make it presentable, and that beehive hair. Ugh. Seriously. Couldn't get it up.you're overthinking it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Winston Legthigh Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Seriously. Couldn't get it up.reclaim your testosterone. Palin's GILFalicious. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 reclaim your testosterone. Palin's GILFalicious. No no no, don't listen to the thigh - hold tight to your integrity. There are a million and one milfs out there who are more worthy of your attention. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dude Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Whenever I need that extra boost, thinking about Palin leaking amniotic fluid on a plane in Texas is about the sexiest image I can conjur of her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 No no no, don't listen to the thigh - hold tight to your integrity. There are a million and one milfs out there who are more worthy of your attention. MILFs maybe, but not GILFs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
uncool2pillow Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 MILFs maybe, but not GILFs.Helen Mirren? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tweedling Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 The thing is that she can't be like Newt or Karl Rove or Pat Buchanan -- they actually are intelligent even if I disagree with them rather violently. But I agree; she's hot.You are my favorite....... Non-Republican. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 A friend of mine is a MILF and a GILF and she's only 39. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dude Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 A friend of mine is a MILF and a GILF and she's only 39. Does the G in GILF stand for Grandmother or Governor? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Further musings from the world of crazy – this time, former SNL cast member Victoria Jackson has at it: You see, evil doesn't just show up. It disguises itself as something nice; so you'll let it in. It tricks you. [...] Social Security and Medicare are broke. Baby boomers, like me, are getting old and will soon be asking for it. Socialized medicine makes people die. You stand in a long, long line with a breast lump, clogged artery, or sharp pencil stuck in your eye, and someone like the DMV person, who can't speak English, has chewing gum, an attitiude [sic], really long fake nails that curl up at the end, and is talking on a cell phone, enjoying their power trip moment, is finally face to face with you. They mumble something incoherent about paperwork. You die. One less person in line for Social Security and Medicare! Obama legally kills babies and now he can legally kill Grandmas! Hitler did this. He killed the weak, the sick, the old, and babies and races/religions he didn't like. Hitler also controlled the media. (Where's the public debate between scientists on "Climate Change/Global Warming?") Hitler had the VW bug invented as the state car. What will O's nationalized car be? So... kill off the weak. That's the plan. Tax the workers to death. Erase the middle class. Sounds like the evil governments we studied in high school long ago. The evil governments were : kings, oligarchies, facist [sic], socialist, and communist. Now it's called the Obama Administration. Sounds like candy or a rock band. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MattZ Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 this thread was going just fine until you posted that bit Good Old Neon. How dare you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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