Tweedling Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 "Oh, these old things? I think Michelle got them on Zappos." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GtrPlyr Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Yes Mr. Obama, I do believe I see some lice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Edie Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 "Why yes, I CAN feel your canker sore". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Heartbreak Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 "People make fun of my supporters for calling me some kind of deity, but this little ass-clown actually thinks he is one..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IATTBYB Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 C'mon, pull my finger. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
u2roolz Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Seinfeld!Party of four! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ih8music Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 "You have a lovely home here, Emperor - but you really should consider taller ceilings." "Mmmm... cheese fries?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 "And so now you've seen what happens when they remove the stick from my ass." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 "I loved your work in The Karate Kid." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PopTodd Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 I think I peed myself. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 "This is the absolute worst timing for a boner since being called to the chalkboard in 6th grade." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 At first, Gulliver found the Lilliputians to be warm and welcoming. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxiebean Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 "Oooh! A penny!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 “Hello Emperor it is my hono…awww hells no, shit. Do you see that chick over there? No no no, not my wife, the blonde – yeah, her. Wait Jesus Christ, don’t stare. Anyways, fuck – look, I slept with her a few times in college and never returned her calls. She was cool, but outside of the sack we had very little in common – plus, she was a bit of a stalker and worse, a Republican so, yeah. Is she looking this way? No, ok, cool, alright so if you don’t mind, I’m just going to bow down in a protective turtle like crouch here a little longer.” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
myboyblue Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 no caption but good lord that guys little. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ikol Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 President Obama always throws up at the sight of Japanese people. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxiebean Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 "That's quite a firm grip ya got there, lil' fella." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tweedling Posted November 18, 2009 Author Share Posted November 18, 2009 "Look real close. You see it? I had my barber shave your initials right here on the top!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
u2roolz Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 There's a tiny door in the oval office. It's a portal and it takes you inside Joe Biden's head. You see the world through Joe Biden's eyes... and then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out... into a ditch on the side of the Delaware Amtrak Station. This is a very odd thing. Is Biden Biden? I had a fake foot in my hand. I don't have it any more. Where is it? Did it disappear? How could that be? Is it still in Biden's head? I don't know! Do you see what a metaphysical can of worms this portal is? I don't see how I could go on living my life the way I've lived it before. "Who the f$&* is Joe Biden?!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stooka Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 "I think I'm gonna puke...... just kiddin" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
W(TF) Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 "It's not so much about courtesy, it's the currency we need your help with." "Jesus, look at the fucking dust on this floor." "Michelle wasn't kidding, you really do suck at thumb wrestling." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moss Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Uncle!...Uncle! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The High Heat Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 "Let go my hand. I found me a cigarette." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theashtraysays Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Kiss, bow, or shake hands? Man, I can never get that part right... where the heck is Hillary when I need her?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
isadorah Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Kiss, bow, or shake hands? Man, I can never get that part right... where the heck is Hillary when I need her?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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