Guest Speed Racer Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 What's a taint tickler? I'll tell you when you're older. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yermom Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 I'll tell you when you're older.I'm really more of a "visual learner," so you'll probably just have to show me. Oh, on topic: There's a pretty good chance the next Wilco album will suck - subjectively, on my terms, in my humble opinion, chronologically, all that jazz. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 I'm really more of a "visual learner," so you'll probably just have to show me. A couple of items in my avatar might give you a good idea of what a taint tickler is. Also, my seasonal avatar is 98% better than the next Wilco album. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hollinger. Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 I believe the taint tickler is a moustache. I'm unsure on the paint pickler. Sounds like it involves urine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yermom Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 A couple of items in my avatar might give you a good idea of what a taint tickler is. Also, my seasonal avatar is 98% better than the next Wilco album.It has something to do with a puking dragon with bad teeth and a cute pilgrim kitty? Yay, I am so looking forward to getting older so that the mysteries of life will be revealed to me! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hollinger. Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 For further clarification, the moustache tickles the taint when performing analingus, because of it's bushy nature. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shakespeare In The Alley Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 For further clarification, the moustache tickles the taint when performing analingus, because of it's bushy nature.Possibly the greatest thing I've ever read on this board. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ikol Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 I bet the next Wilco album will tickle my taint. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yermom Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Oh Ikol, you've such a sensitive taint. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hollinger. Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 You say that like a sensitive taint is a bad thing. Let me show you something... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ikol Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Oh Ikol, you've such a sensitive taint. My taint cries whenever I listen to Wilco (the album). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dondoboy Posted November 30, 2010 Author Share Posted November 30, 2010 Tickle, tickle, tickle my taint baby Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 My taint cries whenever I listen to Wilco (the album). By the end of the night, I was wiped out Girls capsized, members shouting Deeper down I felt the insult of a kiss Deeper still than mortals go Further in than porn stars row Moving slow My energies persist In beyond the endoscope's pry Up around the tallest Dutch girl thigh I realized This mastery is mine Now we're on the bedroom floor A part of who we are we don’t explore I adore The meaninglessness of the this We can’t express By the end of the night, I was wiped out Girls capsized, members shouting Deeper down I felt the comfort of a kiss Quote Link to post Share on other sites
austrya Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Is it anything like a soul patch? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 I don't know, but I am sure the noise one makes when one's taint is tickled is similar to the very comical noise I made this afternoon at the doctor's office during the prostate check. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Possibly the greatest thing I've ever read on this board.Is it because it comes with a free apostrophe? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ikol Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Is it because it comes with a free apostrophe? Nah, that's just icing on the taint. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Taint but a mistake, Crabbler. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Magnetized Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Oh, while we're on the subject of taint (we are, aren't we?), two related items of interest. . . 1. Kristen Schaal, at Solid Sound, did a long bit about the taint, a la The Vagina Monologues. Her point was that the vagina gets all the attention--it's time for the taint to get its moment in the sun, dammit! (Maybe you had to be there, but it was damn funny, I couldn't find a youtube link, but I think she covers some of this in her book, The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex.) 2. Stephen Colbert, talking about one of the new features of the airport security TSA rubdowns, called it "taint buffing." For what it's worth, I'd much rather talk about this than the original topic of this thread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mpolak21 Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 For what it's worth, I'd much rather talk about this than the original topic of this thread. This raises the question, does it even matter if the next Wilco album sucks? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 The more taint available, the less likely fans will be to needlessly wank about the new album. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Magnetized Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 The more taint available, the less likely fans will be to needlessly wank about the new album. But what would we be without needless wanking? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shakespeare In The Alley Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Is wanking ever really necessary? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 But what would we be without needless wanking? Not VC, that's for sure. VIVA TAINT! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
u2roolz Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 All of this talk is making me get a new perspective on Tainted Love. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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