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I'll tell you when you're older.

I'm really more of a "visual learner," so you'll probably just have to show me.

 

Oh, on topic: There's a pretty good chance the next Wilco album will suck - subjectively, on my terms, in my humble opinion, chronologically, all that jazz.

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I'm really more of a "visual learner," so you'll probably just have to show me.

 

A couple of items in my avatar might give you a good idea of what a taint tickler is.

 

Also, my seasonal avatar is 98% better than the next Wilco album.

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A couple of items in my avatar might give you a good idea of what a taint tickler is.

 

Also, my seasonal avatar is 98% better than the next Wilco album.

It has something to do with a puking dragon with bad teeth and a cute pilgrim kitty? Yay, I am so looking forward to getting older so that the mysteries of life will be revealed to me!

 

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My taint cries whenever I listen to Wilco (the album).

 

By the end of the night, I was wiped out

Girls capsized, members shouting

Deeper down

I felt the insult of a kiss

 

Deeper still than mortals go

Further in than porn stars row

Moving slow

My energies persist

 

In beyond the endoscope's pry

Up around the tallest Dutch girl thigh

I realized

This mastery is mine

 

Now we're on the bedroom floor

A part of who we are we don’t explore

I adore

The meaninglessness of the this

We can’t express

 

By the end of the night, I was wiped out

Girls capsized, members shouting

Deeper down

I felt the comfort of a kiss

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I don't know, but I am sure the noise one makes when one's taint is tickled is similar to the very comical noise I made this afternoon at the doctor's office during the prostate check.

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Oh, while we're on the subject of taint (we are, aren't we?), two related items of interest. . .

 

1. Kristen Schaal, at Solid Sound, did a long bit about the taint, a la The Vagina Monologues. Her point was that the vagina gets all the attention--it's time for the taint to get its moment in the sun, dammit! (Maybe you had to be there, but it was damn funny, I couldn't find a youtube link, but I think she covers some of this in her book, The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex.)

 

2. Stephen Colbert, talking about one of the new features of the airport security TSA rubdowns, called it "taint buffing."

 

For what it's worth, I'd much rather talk about this than the original topic of this thread.

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