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I was having a conversation with a friend on Facebook about Luna and the lyric from "Sideshow by the Seashore" came up:

"You're out all night, chasing girlies

You're late to work, and you go home earlies"

 

I mean, that is BAD. But he somehow makes it work, in context. Anything that you can think of similar-like?

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I was having a conversation with a friend on Facebook about Luna and the lyric from "Sideshow by the Seashore" came up:

"You're out all night, chasing girlies

You're late to work, and you go home earlies"

 

I mean, that is BAD. But he somehow makes it work, in context. Anything that you can think of similar-like?

 

That's from Track 1 on Penthouse, Chinatown. I love Luna and Dean Wareham had plenty of clunkers that seemed to work ok. I think he did it on purpose really.

 

Rhyming 'singapore noodles' with 'oodels and oodles' from Renee Is Crying (Romantica) is worse. Also the words from The Owl & The Pussycat on Rendezvous are pretty bad too but the song is OK.

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"Wap-bop-a-lula-a-wop-bam-boom"

I don't know, that one is perfect in every way in my books.

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Phish does have some bad lyrics. On the same token, the bizarre lyrics (or just plain bad ones) sound good to me -- on some tracks. In some cases, I'm just as much into the way words and lyrics sound as what meaning they have. The line "if you're just starting at your walls / observing echoing footfalls / from tenants wandering distant halls / then this one is for you" doesn't seem to imply anything much more than a simple expression of loneliness, but it sounds good to me, particularly when paired with the music...

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Whooops forgot Sigur Ros...at least what songs are in Hoplandic...the ones in Icelandic I am not sure if they are bad lyrics because I don't know what they translate to....lyrics may not be their strong suit but the music and phrasing make up for it!

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I see a little silhouetto of a man

Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me

(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro

Magnifico-o-o-o-o

I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me

He's just a poor boy from a poor family

Spare him his life from this monstrosity

 

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?

Bismillah! No, we will not let you go

Let him go

Bismillah! We will not let you go

Let him go

Bismillah! We will not let you go

Let me go (Will not let you go)

Let me go (Will not let you go) (Never, never, never, never)

Let me go, o, o, o, o

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama Mia, let me go

Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me, for me, for me!

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These are truly the worst lyrics ever written for a commercially released song in the history of music. They don't work at all but I just had to post them in a bad lyrics thread. This song pretty much signifies the end of Weezer for me.

 

Weezer - We're All On Drugs

 

When you're out with your friends

In your new Mercedes-Benz

And you're on drugs

And you show up late for school

'Cause you think you're really cool

When you're on drugs

And you put on your headphones

And you step into the zone

When you're on drugs

But the world don't care

If you are or are not there

'Cause you're on drugs

 

GIVE IT TO ME

 

We are all on drugs yeah

Never getting enough (never get enough)

We are all on drugs yeah

Give me some of that stuff (WOO)

 

And you twitch in your seat

'Cause you wanna hit the street

When you're on drugs

And you cause such a fuss

'Cause there's no one you can trust

When you're on drugs

And the best of your days

Will vanish in the haze

When you're on drugs

And you wish you could quit

'Cause you're really sick of it

But you're on drugs

 

GIVE IT TO ME

 

We are all on drugs yeah

Never getting enough (never get enough)

We are all on drugs yeah

Give me some of that stuff (WOO)

 

I want to reach a higher plane

where things will never be the same (ugh)

 

GIVE IT TO ME

 

We are all on drugs yeah

Never getting enough

We are all on drugs yeah

Give me some of that stuff (WOO)

 

we are all on drugs (x4)

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There are so many Weezer songs that I cannot listen to because their lyrics are so freaking terrible. I don't know that I've ever heard the one that you posted, but it may very well suck too badly for me to listen to.

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Hell...the lyric is even MORE tortured than what you posted

 

Hey little Donna

still wanna?

You said to ring you up

When I was in Toronto.

 

 

I was gonna post that one myself...The Kings

 

One of the best double shots to lead off an album...This Beat Goes on/Switching to Glide.

 

And now "Aryan" Zero is simply Mr. Zero (they didn't think that one through very well back in the day)

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These are truly the worst lyrics ever written for a commercially released song in the history of music. They don't work at all but I just had to post them in a bad lyrics thread. This song pretty much signifies the end of Weezer for me.

 

Weezer - We're All On Drugs

 

When you're out with your friends

In your new Mercedes-Benz

And you're on drugs

And you show up late for school

'Cause you think you're really cool

When you're on drugs

And you put on your headphones

And you step into the zone

When you're on drugs

But the world don't care

If you are or are not there

'Cause you're on drugs

 

GIVE IT TO ME

 

We are all on drugs yeah

Never getting enough (never get enough)

We are all on drugs yeah

Give me some of that stuff (WOO)

 

And you twitch in your seat

'Cause you wanna hit the street

When you're on drugs

And you cause such a fuss

'Cause there's no one you can trust

When you're on drugs

And the best of your days

Will vanish in the haze

When you're on drugs

And you wish you could quit

'Cause you're really sick of it

But you're on drugs

 

GIVE IT TO ME

 

We are all on drugs yeah

Never getting enough (never get enough)

We are all on drugs yeah

Give me some of that stuff (WOO)

 

I want to reach a higher plane

where things will never be the same (ugh)

 

GIVE IT TO ME

 

We are all on drugs yeah

Never getting enough

We are all on drugs yeah

Give me some of that stuff (WOO)

 

we are all on drugs (x4)

 

I disagree somewhat here. I take it from the reference point of my 16-year old son. He loves them taking the piss out of the generation gap.

Hell...it's rock/pop music. Nobody making records has ever been a Tolstoy or a Rimbaud...no matter how hard Dylan and Springsteen try.

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The Feelies (whose drummer was the same as Luna's) had several great records and I can't recall a single lyric of theirs which was anything other than mundane. Which isn't to say that they were bad, just forgettable. So i guess that's not really on topic, but what the hell.

I consider the Feelies one of my five favorite bands of all time but I won't disagree with you. I think the first one (Crazy Rhythms) had some decent lyrics but after that they became very mundane. As you say, not bad just forgettable.

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I disagree somewhat here. I take it from the reference point of my 16-year old son. He loves them taking the piss out of the generation gap.

Hell...it's rock/pop music. Nobody making records has ever been a Tolstoy or a Rimbaud...no matter how hard Dylan and Springsteen try.

 

You have point.. The Weezer of the Blue Album/Pinkerton era does not exist anymore. Now they cater to tweens and teens and I guess I can't blame them for that. Heck some of the lyrics on Blue Album and Pinkerton are cheesy, but at least those songs had heart and substance. As long as the tweens/teens can still listen to the older albums and appreciate them, it's all good. I'd be interested to know what your 16-year old son thinks of Pinkerton.

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