viatroy

good lord that's a cute babby!!

All the news that's fit to print -- and some that's not!

A very happy Virgo birthday to one of my favorite peeps, on or off the internet. I got you some baby turtles! They're going to attempt to form a pyramid, check back later.

No, you guys rock! For my birthday my folks made me an amazing photo album from 1958 forward ... there's a picture of me at 8 in the dorkiest sailor suit ever designed that I'm really tempted to post -- the world will know once and for all I was the dorkiest of all dorky kids. Very cool present indeed -- pics I'd never seen, including my great grandparents. Next up: hauling firewood and being feted by the girls with yet another lobster dinner.

Today's NY Times

there's too many to count, but I always got a kick out of this one: when i soak so long i forget my mother

I was so much older then ...

you have something against old people?

ah, the other sister.

Not only connected and imcompetent, but shielded from prosecution against the cost-plus/subcontracting/payment-for-work-not-done fraud by Bush et al.

Ethan Suplee is married to Juliette Lewis?

I had succeeded in forgetting about that. Damnit.

That's what I was afraid of.

families are overrated

Has anyone seen my gd ecology textbook?

nonfilters! (Patches, I'm dependin' on ya son.)

(They have tests for that now dude ... you can pick em up at any drug store.)

above and beyond the call of conjugal duty, Eric.

I'm still trying to decide if this query is a joke.

It's certainly been tried, but it tends not to work.

that's cool but it doesn't work for me.

I don't believe you can legislate morality.

buddha's reliquary tooth fest -- not toe fest, as I first thought.

I used to be able to draw a relatively accurate map of the US and label the states in less than a minute.

Thanks for reminding me ... I had this somewhat disturbing SAB thought listening to Exile on the most recent drive ...