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Wow. That's funny.

If you'd bet me after the 2005 World Series that Phil Garner would be fired before Ozzie Guillen, I'd have taken that bet and given you good odds... ...and lost.

Well, I doubt it's the actual recalled food that's being sold in the stickered packaging. It's probably a new batch, and they changed the UPC so people wouldn't be confused and think they were buying tainted food. That said, I think it would have made more sense to re-do their packaging altogether. Plus ... it's WalMart. Why would anyone shop there to begin with? There's a reason their prices are low: shitty quality.

Are there really people who regard Drudge as a reputable source?

I knew an ex-con named Jesus once, and he wouldn't have been difficult to find.

Didn't care for either film (I KNOW!!!1!!), but I like that phrase.

It's almost here. Woo! Of course, the Bears have yet another potential controversy to deal with now... Bears player Lance Briggs' Lamborghini found crashed on Edens By Dan P. Blake Tribune staff reporter 9:07 AM CDT, August 27, 2007 Illinois State Police today were investigating an overnight crash on the Edens Expressway of a Lamborghini luxury sports car belonging to Chicago Bears linebacker Lance Briggs. The heavily damaged 2007 Lamborghini Roadster was found around 3:14 a.m. off the northbound lanes of Interstate Highway 94 near Devon Avenue, Illinois State Police Sgt. Th

They Blue them?

Good bit.

They don't. But most Americans also don't want to see abortion outlawed.

No, actually. You don't.

So, we were at that Yankees-Tigers game last night ... but before that, we were still home and knew that there was a hellacious storm heading our way (it produced some tornadoes and straight-line winds of over 80 MPH in some areas), so we decided to wait at around the house until the storm passed, just in case there was any damage. After the worst of the storm passed Ann Arbor (around 7:05, when the game was scheduled to start), we decided to get on the road to Detroit. There was steady rain all the way there, but the guys on the radio kept saying that the storm cell was expected to pass by

Proof that there is no God...

Well, you were certainly driving out of hell. South Bend sucks.

Man, I hate it when I get haseled.

Chicken Shack ... this album in particular: Maybe a little bluesier than you're looking for, but Stan Webb can tear it up.

To me, the tragedy was the wrecking of that car.

OK... Liar.

We're now starting to get all that stuff you Chicagoans had earlier. Thanks a pantload.

You tried to smoke a car?

Not the indoor soccer thread I was expecting.

This work stuff sucks. I think I'll buy me some lottery tickets tonight.

You obviously didn't see me play yesterday.

How ridiculous is it that Wes Littleton was actually credited with a save in that 30-3 game?

I've only been to the Fox once, to see Elvis Costello & The Attractions in '96, but it's a gorgeous venue. Lots of Little Caesars Pizza money went into that renovation, and it was well spent. Damn, might have to go to this show if I can get decent tickets.