Calexico

I am finally gonna try and catch up with this show. The few episodes I have seen seem pretty great.

I don't know about that. I really enjoyed all their albums and am a big fan of the recent one Saturday Nights And Sunday Mornings.

2020 is right around the corner. You guys will get it then. I am stunned Rio got it as well as having the World Cup just before it. Some palm greasing perhaps?

I can't believe how good Ian looks for 70 years of age. Work done, you think? Anyway, fair play to him. Never completely got into the band myself apart from a few tracks here and there.

You think that is bad, check out this! Don't open with kids around obviously. http://blog.ohsorad.com/images/aroundparisinnersleeve.jpg

I wouldn't be a huge fan of that sort of gig either but I did see Teenage Fanclub do Bandwagonesque and it was bloody great.

A memoir full of salacious Canadian stories that will sell literally dozens of copies on Amazon?

With a guy who looked like Jeff Tweedy carrying a camera lurking not far away.

Add me to the moon people.

Having said that, I would love to learn to speak Spanish properly instead of the stumbling shite that normally comes out. Ole!

Andy you're next....

Not a lady to ask "who's yer daddy?" during the act then.

Hey, easy on the foreigner bit, Kemo Sabe. What has The Hass done now anyway?

And you didn't return with a flamethrower? Holy shite....I would have burned down the garage to get that thing outta there! Also, why do you have an old shop in your garage? Do you also possess and old shopkeeper? Fancy talk hiding behind your liberal, pinko stance!

Also isn't there some to-do about recording or mixing modern cds way high up, to make them louder, thereby affecting the listening experience? I am quite sure there are all sorts of technical terms I have just ignored but hopefully you get what I mean.

Favourably? Or will I now have to spell it "favorably" and use words like "faucet" for "tap" and "sidewalk" for "footpath"?

I have no idea, sorry. They put this one out themselves so they might not have a distribution deal there yet.

Try as I might, they keep returning home. Now the ball is in their court, they can apply for visas and whatnot when, and if, they decide to make the trip.

Yeah but who really believed that, to be honest?

Plus you have to ask yourself...did they finger it in an obviously sexual way or did they finger it in the "grass up your mates to the rozzers" way?

Word. They enter, they die. I love hitting flies with one of my flip flops. Federer-esque smash and they are history. I actually did this to a HUGE spider that was out by my garage door yesterday and he hit the wall and totally exploded.

Well those last two he can keep. Why does he not go off and take a vacation and recharge his batteries and then deliver a killer album every couple of years instead of stretching himself all over the place?

Love the lead off single from the new Cornershop album. The album itself isn't too shabby either.

I can't keep up with this guy. So he has his own record label now or something and is releasing vinyl singles or what?

Update: As if anyone cared... I finally got my passport, very attractive thing it is too, and my SS number. So now, I am one of youse bastards again.