bjorn_skurj

1. Pete's Wicked Octoberfest used to be really good, like 7 percent alcohol or something, but it's been watered down in recent years. 2. The Mets peaked at the wrong time.

Have a nice one!

I'm still awake, by the way. My ability to put out the paper at a reasonable human hour is 80% degraded. I feel like Scotty during a particularly strenuous episode of Star Trek. And these Ester-E capsules look kind of sinister.

While under the influence of LSD, I once transitioned from the Cocteau Twins to Wings. Eight months in the hospital.

Don't get me started on what giant fucking assholes a certain portion of the athletes at my high school were.

I painted "Jocks suck" on the high school football field press box the night before Homecoming. Where do you fucking think I fall in?

That sounds about right. I think it's a swamp monster or something; cousin to sasquatch.

I am considering making a dice tower, in the "post-Apocalyptic" mode all my household "projects" are in.

"Now I must edit like the wind."

Such was the power of The Clash to bend reality to their indomitable will.

Is this out now?

have a good one! In your honor I will buy myself the remastered "Quadrophenia" at some point in the future.

"People do, you know."

They are motivated in the way the left was motivated back in the '60s.

Thank you for the affirmation!

I'll tell you, the discourse on this board makes me believe more than ever that rhetoric and philosophy should be required in schools.

We have just completed Day 2 of my new "Go to the Fucking Gym Every Fucking Day Without Fucking Fail" plan.

Don't know about the signing, but he stopped by our office the other day. Nice guy.

Me too, and excellently put.

Offensiveness to Islam aside, a commercial like that would make people drive off the road in fits of hysterical laughter.

My two fashion styles: 1. Overgrown college student 2. Wigger, courtesy Mitchell & Ness and cheap homie pants I got at Marshall's. 2a. Monk.

I almost ran over a heron on Saturday. Flew right in front of my car. Beautiful bird; glad I didn't hit it.

Humbug. New York is the zenith of human achievement and opportunity.

I don't know. I still have to edit a ton of shit, go to the gym and watch Monday Night Football.

I think it's the "Lois Lane" thing.