Sir Stewart Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 1 - PLAYGROUND HONEYS:Oh my God Vanilla Ice...He's so fly!The boy is so good.Did you see his body?He could dance too.He could.He's better than any rapper I ever seen!And plus his dancers!- He's so jammin'!*JEFF: Yo, what's up?HONEYS: Yo, Jeff, where you been, man?JEFF: Guess what I just found, I just found a De La Soul tape in thegarbage.HONEYS: For real? Let's hear it!JEFF: No!HONEYS: Aww, be like that!*MISTA LAWNGE: What's up, cocksnot? How ya doing, buddy?HONEYS: Cocksnot? You gonna let him call you that? Sucker!JEFF: Leave me alone!LAWNGE: What do we have here?JEFF: Nothing!LAWNGE: Listen, you little Arsenio Hall gum having punk!HONEYS: Oooh! You let him call you Arsenio! Oooh!LAWNGE: I want the tape!JEFF: It's mine!HONEYS: Oh, he played you! Jeff's getting played! Jeff! Jeff! Bodyslamhim, Jeff!*LAWNGE: Now! I've got the new De La Soul tape! Hey dicksnot,buttcrust, get over here!D.J. AUB: What's up baby?MASE: Coolin'!LAWNGE: I just got this De La Soul tape, man, slamming. Where's thebox? The box!MASE: So, yo, let's get with the shilsnihilsnobilsno!AUB: I got the bidox, let's do this like Brutus!*...28. For those who have all four answers correct, you will recievea specially selected Grand Prize. Thanks, and goodnight, for ThreeFeetHigh and Rising, this is Don Newkirk 2 - TESHA STILLS: Look Pos, we gotta talk.POS: Talk about what?TESHA: Don't play stupid with me, you know what we gotta talk about.POS: What?TESHA: About you becoming fully dedicated.POS: So we're about to go through these line-runs again, huh?TESHA: You're damn right. I wanna know whatever you do for me has anything to do with love.POS: Look, I come all the way from L.I. to the Bronx to see you, isn't that showing you love?TESHA: You see that's just it Pos, I don't wanna be just your Bronx love, I wanna be your Hey Love.POS: You wanna be my what?TESHA: I said I wanna be your Hey Love. I mean it's just not the mood being one of the many girls on yourlist, and you wouldn't be dissing me like this if I was your Hey Love.POS: Look, I do everything I can to treat you like a rose.TESHA: Yeah but you even give better treatment to that girl named Selina from uptown like a Daisy. You evengave her some of your special donuts for free.POS: So this is what this is all about, huh? Donuts.TESHA: No, Pos, can't you hear the music, it's all about Hey LovePOS: I don't understand why you're dissing me, it's not like I'm Paul, I don't have two kids in every state.TESHA: But you probably got two girls in every state. If you're not going to go about it the way I want youto, then just leave, 'cause I can't be so bothered.POS: Yeah. A hinka hanka hoonkie... 3 - GOSSIP GLADIATORS: (Lashawna and Jenette)- Yo, Miss Thing!- Yo Merisa, what's up?- You heard what happened at the Donut Hill the other night? - Yo I was there and those De La kids was fighting, yo they was wildin'.- Word man?- Word, the whole thing happened in front of my face, yo, they was on the dance floor, right, some kid stepped up tothem and said something about hippies, then punks, and the chubby one, Plug Three?- Yeah. Plug Three, yeah I know him.- All right, Plug Three, all right, he walked up to this kid, hit him real quick, think he didn't when he did, and then themother kids the Jungle Brothers and Quest and, um, what's the other ones, the other ones?- The Violators.- The Violators, right, right, throwing chairs, and they didn't care who they was hitting, you think they wasn't?- Yeah. I know, I thought it was supposed to be about peace signs, things like that, you know... 4 - SQUIRREL: We've just played fifteen minutes of commercial free music. Of course you're listening to WRMS FM, and weplay nothing but De La Slow music. We're coming up on the hour of ten o'clock. It's a full moon, and perfect nightfor lovers. We're about to do something we don't usually do, and that's... we'll I'll show you. BITTY: Hello, hello, who's this? SQUIRREL: Squirrel. BITTY: Hi! Listen, I don't have a lot of time, my name's Mizuna, I'm on my dinner break from Burger King and I justcalled to tell you that I love your new radio station, I love everything you guys do. SQUIRREL: Thank you. And with that, the next song is justfor you. And when you go back tell all the Burger Kinghoneys that if they want to call and talk to me, just callWRMS. See ya. 5 - RAP DE RAP SHOW (Here we go.) THE DOO DOO MAN:How y'all feelin' out there! You're listening to the Rap De Rap show and I'm the Doo Doo Man playing all the slammin' rap tunes for allyou Mack Daddies and Mackettes, so hold tight for a one hour rap sweep on WRMS. Who's the Doo Doo Man?(You're the Doo Doo Man!)Who's the Doo Doo Man?(You're the Doo Doo Man!) MIKE:Yeah, ha ha ha. You're listening to MC Rocco Ribs and the BBQ Crew, and when we're not burning that pork, we're in New York listening tothe Rap De Rap Show on WRMS! KIM CARTER:Y-y-y-y-yo, this is Kim KC and I'm chillin' with the Suckwheat Posse, and when I'm not home making a hamhock sandwich, I'm listening toRap De Rap Show on WRMS. You ravioli heads, we outta here. Ooh ooh ooh, the Doo Doo Man! Q-TIP:Yo, yo, what's up, 's up, this is Q-Q-Tip-Tip from a Tribe Tribe called Quest Quest Quest, I'm listening to the Doo Doo Man onWRMS-S-S-S and I'm out! MASE:Yo, my name is MC No Shame, and when I ain't getting busted in bed with your mama, or sellin' crack to the kids at Amityville HighSchool, hey I'm listening to my man, the Doo Doo Man, on WRMS, peace! DE LA SOUL:This this this this is De La Soul, Pos LoveThis is Dove LoveMase LoveAnd when we're not here we're where?WRMS y'all, with who? The Doo Doo Man! DIVINE STYLER:Yo, peace, this is the D-I-V-Ine Styler-Ine, and all come inside Divine, I'm listenig to my man, the Doo Doo Man, on WRMS. I am outtahere, ha ha ha! BOBBY SIMMONS:Yo what's up my name is Colonel Bobby, I'm listening to the Doo Doo Man on WRMS... yo, and I'm outta here, peace. JUNGLE BROTHERS:Ha, yo, ha ha, the JB's! JB's in the house! Jungle Brothers, word up, on WRMS, Rap De Rap, my man! Like roaches lickin' soup. Doo DooMan! Checkin' out the Doo Doo Man.(You got the cooties) PAUL:Yo, this is Prince Paul, when I'm not brushing my teeth with DiDi 7 or boosting my memory or purchasing real estate tapes, I'm listeningto my stromie, my homie, the Doo Doo Man on WRMS! Rrr-RRAH! POPMASTER HIGHT:Hey hey hey Paul, I got a job for ya. You know that guy Rufus? That mouli? Freakin' lick him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ction Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 1. a foul ball2. cold beer3. hot dog4. peanuts5. a program Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ction Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 in keeping w/parm's theme: 1. Wrigley Field2. Fenway Park3. Camden Yards4. Yankee Stadium5. Citizens Bank Ballpark Despite the fact that I spent at least one summer month in NJ until I was 12 and my Grandfather played single A ball for the Yankees organization, I've never been to the stadium. I need to fix that: 1. Yankee Stadium2. Dodger Stadium3. whatever the SF park is called this week4. Safeco Field5. Jacobs Field Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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ction Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 1. Angelos2. Angelos3. Selig4. Steinbrenner5. Angelos Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkstar Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Boy, would Mickey be pissed if he read this! yeah I know....was thinking about after he left when his dad ripped 'em off, but then I would have had to add Keith......only had 5 so I went with the core group Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WilcoFan Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 1. Tom and Jerry2. Woody Woodpecker3. Simpsons4. South Park5. Super Friends Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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jimmyjimmy Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Love this list...but what are the last two quotes from? I wanna know did you get the feelin'?Did you get it down in your soul?I wanna know did you get the feelin'?And did the feelin' grow? Did ye get healed? Crowjack got #5. That's from a Van Morrison track off of Poetic Champions Compose.#4 Is Keith Richards. It's from one of the solo records, I can't recall the track. In fact he may not actually say "it only tightens 'em" but that's as close as I can get with Mr. Mumbles and it always stuck with me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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