Spawn's dad Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 words you don't want to hear on a monday morning: scrotal ultrasound Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 words you don't want to hear on a monday morning: scrotal ultrasoundYeah, I'd say that beats the two words I didn't want to hear this morning: gum disease. Or, chipped tooth. It was one terrific dental appointment, let me tell you. Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 word you don't want to hear on a monday morning: scrotal, and any variants thereof. Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 spawn's mom: this better be nothinggershon: ok, I'll get right on that! Link to post Share on other sites
gogo Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 In other news, as of today......I have officially quit drinking sugary mocha/lattes/etc......I had something similar, but it was a powdery mix I added to a cup of coffee at work. It's okay, but not the same.?????That's good stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 That stuff is disgusting. Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 ultrasound is painless anyway. Be glad they don't do a scrotagram ala mammogram: "Now hold still and hold your breathe while I compress your boys into silver dollar pancakes. This may be a little uncomfortable." Link to post Share on other sites
gogo Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 That stuff is disgusting.It's better than nothing; there are some days when I just NEED a mocha. It's like mocha methadone. Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 ultrasound is painless anyway. Be glad they don't do a scrotagram ala mammogram: "Now hold still and hold your breathe while I compress your boys into silver dollar pancakes. This may be a little uncomfortable." My doctor last week after writing an order for my mammogram : "Oh, it's not that bad". Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 ultrasound is painless anyway. Be glad they don't do a scrotagram ala mammogram: "Now hold still and hold your breathe while I compress your boys into silver dollar pancakes. This may be a little uncomfortable." not the pain factor as much as the there's something there that shouldn't be factor. point taken on the titty flattening though Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 It's better than nothing; there are some days when I just NEED a mocha. It's like mocha methadone. I only drink coffee black. Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 not the pain factor as much as the there's something there that shouldn't be factor. point taken on the titty flattening though I realize this. ~ scrotal vibes ~ Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 so many ways to go Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 ~ scrotal vibes ~ Sounds like a fun new toy! Link to post Share on other sites
Reni Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Maudie - A-Man doesn't like anything.....pay no attention. Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 he likes ME alot!! other stuff he's picky about. Link to post Share on other sites
benjamin Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 glad they don't do a scrotagram ala mammogram: HAHAHA... ... you said scrotagram I only drink coffee black. Whenever I hear this I automatically think of the line from Airplane with the 2 children. Boy: Sugar or Cream?Girl: I like my coffee the way I like my men. Black. Link to post Share on other sites
gogo Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I like my coffee like I like my men: weak and bitter. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 A little film for Jess F we received our 'get out the fucking canned peaches' shirt last week. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 words you don't want to hear on a monday morning: scrotal ultrasound vibes for the scrotal sack! Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 The boys are in the other room talking to each other...my guess is that the conversation is going something like this: 'Hey man, when's mom coming home?' 'Dunno. Dude, I don't want to be rude to Dad...but this jumperoo thing is getting boring.' 'Word. I've heard these animal sounds on the exersaucer about 200 times over. Wack.' 'Phew! Damn! Did you beef?' 'Hells yes. Those pureed plums gave me the vapors.' 'What do you say, wanna' start screamin' until we get taken for a stroller ride?' 'That sounds def, yeah. Holla?' 'Holla.' 'BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!' Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 Maudie - A-Man doesn't like anything.....pay no attention. I thought you were leaving. Link to post Share on other sites
c53x12 Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I wonder how long it will be before the good ol' corporate firewall starts blocking YouTube. It can only be a matter of time. Today I discovered that they've blocked classmates.com. Not that I go in there a lot, but I got an email today that my 25th H.S. anniversary is coming up. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I wonder how long it will be before the good ol' corporate firewall starts blocking YouTube. It can only be a matter of time. I've been wondering the same thing. Something this entertaining surely can't last... Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 HOT FLASH!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
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