M. (hristine Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 My friend Claudia just told a goat story that made me laugh so hard I cried. I'll not be telling the story, here, however. Also, I may have some chigger bites. Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 This is the cloud that swallows trustThis is the black that uncolors usThis is the face that you hide fromThis is the mask that comes undone Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 gershon: well I don't want to share you. I want you all to my self. Mine, mine, mine. spawn: well you have to share me with mommygershon: don't wanna. she can make another babyspawn: well she can't do that by herselfgershon: oh? how's that work anyway? why can't she?spawn: I have no idea, dude! I'm only 8 years oldgershon: oh, good. Link to post Share on other sites
foolnrain97 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 (edited) not quite as bad as ones where there is severe bodily harm so I hope everyone is ok Yes, everyone is okay and I am extremely thankful for that. What happened? On the way home from a welcome-home dinner for a friend, I was coming up to a stop light and when braking, my brakes locked(no ABS) and I just slid on the wet pavement into the back of a taxi. The driver spoke broken english, but he was okay aside from some minor whiplash. My car was filled with three people that I hold very close to my heart and I couldn't be happier that no one is injured, but I feel pretty awful about the whole thing. The taxi itself is missing some paint and my car needs a new bumper and hood. Thanks for checking in. Hope everyone has a lovely week as I will not be around much due to bandcamp(call me a band nerd if you must, but this is my eighth and final year and I'm pretty excited about it!) gershon: well I don't want to share you. I want you all to my self. Mine, mine, mine. spawn: well you have to share me with mommygershon: don't wanna. she can make another babyspawn: well she can't do that by herselfgershon: oh? how's that work anyway? why can't she?spawn: I have no idea, dude! I'm only 8 years oldgershon: oh, good. thanks. This made my weekend. Edited August 28, 2006 by foolnrian97 Link to post Share on other sites
Nobody Girl Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Some asshat keeps stuffing trash in my mailbox. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 good morning asshats! Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 I hope Ernesto doesn't ruin my brother's wedding on Saturday. Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 I hope Ernesto doesn't ruin my brother's wedding on Saturday. Revoke his invitation. Is it OK if Kirk Herbstreit ruins it? Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 I wish. I"m already having to miss Game Day on Saturday for the wedding. Link to post Share on other sites
pat the bunny Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 I hope Ernesto doesn't ruin my brother's wedding on Saturday. Revoke his invitation. ha. we all know THAT never works. Vibes for WMF's brother's wedding. I hope it is a beautiful day. Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Vibes for WMF's brother's wedding. I hope it is a beautiful day. Thanks. My mother's sanity is riding on this. Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Thanks. My mother's sanity is riding on this.Your brother will be just as married if the weather sucks as he will be if it doesn't. I know it'll be hard to convince your mother of that, but after all, it's about the two people getting married, not the ceremony itself. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 typical Monday suck-ass morning. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Wookies is back in town. He's gonna be pissed when he finds out I raided the vending maching in his absence and bought all the yellow frosted Zingers. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 kinda dead around here. Link to post Share on other sites
skyflynn Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 I blame myself. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 then stop it! Link to post Share on other sites
skyflynn Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Roger that! Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Roger that! Wilco? Link to post Share on other sites
skyflynn Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Wilco? Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Nothing is everything, everything is, nothing is,Please the people, audiences,Break the fences,Nothing is. Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 I blame myself. Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 What's the deal with people having 1/2 in their address? - such as 234 1/2 Muck & Myer St. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 What's the deal with people having 1/2 in their address? - such as 234 1/2 Muck & Myer St. Perhaps an additional housing unit was added to a existing numbered lot, adding the 1/2 was the best way to create a separate address without changes to the addresses of existing lots. Or the person is just too cute and clever for their own good. Link to post Share on other sites
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