jenbobblehead Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 i feel very iffy so i just took three valium and got my parking validated. Twice. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I damn near had chunks of apple fly out my nose.Just to clarify, I wasn't even eating an apple, that's how funny it was. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Once I had green peas fly out my nose, and I wasn't even laughing. Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 May I consider this your retirement from comedy? Ms. Viatroy often likes to quote that line. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Once I stuffed a vitamin so far up my nose I got congested. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Ms. Viatroy often likes to quote that line.More often than you'd care for I take it. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 sympathy falls in the dictionary between shit and syphillis. Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 More often than you'd care for I take it. I should get a job writing for that show - I have stories that people would think were made up - but they are real. I think the first one would be about the day long email chain on whether the copy machine should be left on or turned off every night. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 sympathy falls in the dictionary between shit and syphillis. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Everything's a travesty with you. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I bet the Little Superstar likes pizza. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Ms. Viatroy often likes to quote that line.I too was making with The Office quotages. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Everything's a travesty with you. do you have an apple you can spare? Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I too was making with The Office quotages. I thought you did not watch TV. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 do you have an apple you can spare?Do left-over nose chunks count? Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I thought you did not watch TV.I have made an exception for that show, as my former roommate encouraged my daughter to watch it, and before I knew it...we were all watching it. It's a travesty. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I bet the Little Superstar likes pizza.We know he likes winning. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 We know he likes winning.i know. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Do left-over nose chunks count? sure. Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I have made an exception for that show, as my former roommate encouraged my daughter to watch it, and before I knew it...we were all watching it. It's a travesty. I did not think I would ever watch another comedy after Seinfeld went off the air, but I think that show and My Name Is Earl are great. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 sure.PM (with "attachment") on the way. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Everything's a travesty with you. Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I hope there's a TV in the restaurant bar. grasshoppa:If you bring it, it will rain.If you leave it, it will be sunny. PM (with "attachment") on the way. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 HEAD-ON! Apply directly to the forehead!HEAD-ON! Apply directly to the forehead!HEAD-ON! Apply directly to the forehead! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest carlos Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Some people just walked past my house. Link to post Share on other sites
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