JUDE Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I need about 10 of these At least today's a half day. Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Has anyone else ever pondered this strange connect: did Daniel Lanois listen to the guitar tone of the opening riff of the Faces' "Love Lives Here" on the same day he received as a birthday present an effects rack complete with analog delay and gargantuan reverb (and a nice tremolo pedal)? I'm not sure I care for the production style of him, Don Was, or Kevin Shirley - but that is a great song. The truth is, in what many would refer to as "the good ole days" (way before my time) authority figures in the university could abuse and misuse their students without fear or much concern. Now sexual relations of any kind between an instructor and students are seriousily monitored and I'm sure there are all kinds of policies in place that could get you in big, big trouble. Is she worth it? Perhaps flirtatious innuendo until the end of the term and the grades are turned in is the best way to go? You're kidding right? I know many professors who are married to students. Link to post Share on other sites
wheelco Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I need about 10 of these 1. were you there? 2. why didn't dude catch the pass over the middle? Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I had a teacher in high school who went on to divorce his teacher wife and marry at least two of his students. I think he's on #4 now. Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 1. were you there? 2. why didn't dude catch the pass over the middle? 1. No, watching in a sports bar near campus. 2. Why is the sky blue? Hell if I know. Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Dear Caliber,Kobra Kai, Cobra Commander, Nag and Nagaina--what do the storytellers of the world have against Cobras? Your friend,Hiss Efit I had Nagaina once. Some Pepcid knocked it right out. You should look into it. I guess what I'm saying is, cobras are mean motherfuckers and they'll take out your leg even if they know they'll be disqualified. They just don't give a fuck. Sincerely,MC Cagey B quandary: a state of perplexity or uncertainty, esp. as to what to do; dilemma. Seriously, kid. Can you cut back on the emo crap and stop feeling so sorry for yourself? I'm trying to eat breakfast here. If you like the girl, ask her out (by email if you have to). If not, don't. Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Seriously, kid. Can you cut back on the emo crap and stop feeling so sorry for yourself? I'm trying to eat breakfast here. If you like the girl, ask her out (by email if you have to). If not, don't. Excellent. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I had a teacher in high school who went on to divorce his teacher wife and marry at least two of his students. I think he's on #4 now. when are you headed to the campsite? Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I'm pretty sure I'm going to get a haircut today. when are you headed to the campsite? Sorry, I'm not going to be able to make it. Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I'm pretty sure I'm going to get a haircut today. Seriously, kid. Can you cut back on the emo crap and stop feeling so sorry for yourself? I'm trying to eat breakfast here. If you want a haircut, get one (from a creepy redneck whose favorite word is "boss" if you have to). If not, don't. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I haven't seen BB in a while. Parole violation, perhaps? Anyway, I prefer Stan. He does a better job with my comb-over. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Sorry, I'm not going to be able to make it. me neither. your good friend gary will be there, I think. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 your good friend gary He's dead to me. Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I haven't seen BB in a while. Parole violation, perhaps? Anyway, I prefer Stan. He has softer hands and uses less teeth. Okay. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Homophobia is not funny. And it's not fun. Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 What I've learned on VC this week: 1. If I give money to Greenpeace at a show I will be locked up by Bush and Cheney for supporting a terrorist group. 2. Shooting a schoolfull of kids and having it caught on tape then having it broadcast is equivalent to dying in and accident, having it caught on video and having it broadcast. Link to post Share on other sites
wheelco Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Greenpeace supports animals that kill other animals "Hey Mr. Clean, you're dirty now too" Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Anybody here watch the show Deal or No Deal? 1. How in the hell do they find 26 gorgeous women and get them into one room without the universe imploding? 2. They breed these chicks in captivity right, I mean I've never seen them wandering around in the wild. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I only watch PBS. And pornography. Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I learned how to use the ignore function this week. That's about it. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 I learned how to use the ignore function this week. That's about it. Who did you ignore? Can you even see this post? Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Anybody here watch the show Deal or No Deal? 1. How in the hell do they find 26 gorgeous women and get them into one room without the universe imploding? 2. They breed these chicks in captivity right, I mean I've never seen them wandering around in the wild. I try not to do anything that's going to make Howie Mandel even richer. Link to post Share on other sites
EliotRosewater Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 Is it possible that this whole mess with Bush is simply a problem of accent or dialect? Could it be that all this time he has been asking for our support for a war against "Terra" (does he hate land, for instance)? And could there actually be a "new-kew-ler" weapon, the likes of which make conventional nuclear weapons look like spitballs by comparison? Just trying to work towards a solution folks. Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 They are converting the local Embers into a Hooters, I'm totally stoked. I try not to do anything that's going to make Howie Mandel even richer. Why do you hate the Jews? Link to post Share on other sites
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