M. (hristine Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Too many ants named Dave Did I ever tell you that MCool McCaveHad twenty-three ants and she named them all Dave?Well, she did. And that wasn't a smart thing to do.You see, when she wants one and calls out, "Yoo-Hoo!Come into the house, Dave!" she doesn't get one.All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves'As you can imagine, with so many Daves.And often she wishes that, when they were born,She had named one of them Bodkin Van HornAnd one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.Another one Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face.And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael ZuttAnd one of them Oliver Boliver ButtAnd one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate ...But she didn't do it. And now it's too late.(Dr. Seuss of course.) The number of ants is giving me the willies. Also: Mohamed's World's Greast Hummus might just be. Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 caliber and i discovered a pot stash today. You've got my address. Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I don't drink often. I'd rather have a soft drink than an odd pint. But when the time and company is right, you've got to go all out. Also "Brahms and Liszt" = pissed"Olivered"?!?!? Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Also "Brahms and Liszt" = pissedI have an old auntie for whom scotch + Madame Butterfly = weeping. Link to post Share on other sites
Gobias Industries Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 (edited) I don't see how there's humor in that. edit: oh, wait...didn't see the dude. Edited October 10, 2006 by poortranslator Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Serves that guy right for drinking Coors beer Link to post Share on other sites
deepseacatfish Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Serves that guy right for drinking Coors beer Not just coors, coors light Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Randy Newman just performed "Political Science" on The Colbert Report. Awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
awatt Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Just back from an excursion "up island" to Qualicum Beach and Tofino. Tofino is heaven on earth, a small little surfing town where everyone is pierced, tattooed, or stoned. I'm thinking of giving it all up, selling all of our possessions, and moving there so the kids can become surfers (took lessons with the rockin surfsisters) and I can become a waiter, or work in a book store.... I highly, highly, highly recommend to all here! Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Just watched Robin Williams on Letterman.I still think he's the funniest man alive. Robin & Dave discussing his recent stint in rehab:DL:how did you know you were in trouble w/ alcohol?RW:i found myself violating my standards faster than i could lower them.DL:was there a specific incident?RW:well..i was with cheney,& we'd just shot somebody.. amazing that someone can take something so painful & personal,and still make it outrageously funny. Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Randy Newman just performed "Political Science" on The Colbert Report. Awesome.Huh. Did he re-write it at all? I love that song. I guess I'll watch the rebroadcast tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Top of the morning to you.All bright eyed and bushy tailed here. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 top of the morning! I'm wide awake! Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 and im off to bed. Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 someone call in for me please? and bring me some half and half? Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 So happy it's not Monday anymore. Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 We have a dining room table! Suddenly that empty room in the middle of our house seems to have some purpose. craigslist rules. Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 We have a dining room table!Well, I don't want to burst your bubble, but now haven't you landed yourself in a cake plate dilemna? Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 what a let down. Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 How was your vacation? Link to post Share on other sites
deepseacatfish Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Hello piople!!! Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Well, I don't want to burst your bubble, but now haven't you landed yourself in a cake plate dilemna?Yes. Yes, we have. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Just back from an excursion "up island" to Qualicum Beach and Tofino. Tofino is heaven on earth, a small little surfing town where everyone is pierced, tattooed, or stoned. I'm thinking of giving it all up, selling all of our possessions, and moving there so the kids can become surfers (took lessons with the rockin surfsisters) and I can become a waiter, or work in a book store.... I highly, highly, highly recommend to all here! I was thinking last night how great it would be if you posted pics! Link to post Share on other sites
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