froggie Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 use yer creative minds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Glenn:Seriously guys,Central Indiana is gonna be the center of the musical universe like San Fran or Seattle used to be & we should do multiple shows there as often as possible.Jeff:Gawd man your bong-hugger fantasies are starting to bore the crap out of me.Leroy:But isn't that a 'Red' state?John:Damn those Sierra Nevadas from last night are kickin' my ass. jus' keeding Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Glenn: "No, seriously, it should be 'On a private beach in Indiana' " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tugmoose Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 GK: "This is the exact location of the one person in America who hasn't heard the story of how we were dropped by Reprise Records." JT: "Amazing how that story never gets old." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cusacker Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 i miss leroy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HighFives Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Glenn: K guys consintrate! think really hard what is the capitol of this state? I need to know so I can pass my geography test tomorrow. Jeff: I dunno Glenn I'm tired I was up all night helping you with your times tables. Leroy: Wait isn't Indiana the place they have all those racing cars? John: *thinking* man I wish I had a corn dog right now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
napoleon Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Glenn: K guys consintrate! think really hard what is the capitol of this state? I need to know so I can pass my geography test tomorrow. Jeff: I dunno Glenn I'm tired I was up all night helping you with your times tables. Leroy: Wait isn't Indiana the place they have all those racing cars? John: *thinking* man I wish I had a corn dog right now. thats exactly what i wanted to start my morning with! thank you! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lazy Locomotive Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Glenn: "Look, there is a Travel Plaza Oasis in Michigan City that have these really great jalepeno hot dogs. I say we re-route the tour bus in Gary, and cancel the Lansing gig." Leroy: (in his mind) "I am so out of here." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blue and Green Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 i miss leroy. Yeah I hear that. I miss leroy too! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Jeff: (thinking) "These guys aren't forming a very good circle." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Glenn: Hey guys, check this out! Watch what I can do with my pencil! I'm making it stand up using only the power of my mind!John: I can totally see your hand.LeRoy: Burst into flames. Burst! Into! Flames!Jeff: Seriously, dude. This is the last time you do this. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
a_quiet_domino Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Glenn: I just want you to understand what I am saying. Jeff: I don't have to understand you. Leroy: [awkward silence] John: [awkward silence] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyjimmy Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 J.T. ARRRGH! My eye, my eye...my goddamn eye!L.B Dude...you totally snapped off that #2 pencil lead right into Jeff's eyeJ.T. Aaaaguh!J.S Hey, look what a mess you made of Ohio.G.K. No....wait...see, it was like that already....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yankhotelfox Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Good one domino. Jeff (to former bandmember Leroy): I need to be the center of this 'circle.'Leroy: We're pretty much saying the same thing, Jeff. A circle can only have one center. John: Leroy, I don't think you'll ever get an answer that makes very much sense. (To this day, he hasn't)Glenn: Sweet! In a few years I'll make a record featuring very very strange noises and then open for Jeff on his solo tour featuring some of these bazaar songs. I'll call one track, "Monkey Chant." To the Glenn mobile! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Glenn: This is a map.Jeff: Gosh, I am tired.Leroy: A map, you say?John: I am only half interested in said map. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socbret Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 John:Damn those Sierra Nevadas from last night are kickin' my ass. That's the exact thing that came to my mind haha. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tongue-tied Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 photographer: ok, guys, you're planning out a really long tour. jeff and john, look tired. more tired, jeff. no, jeff, more tired than that. ok. glenn, you're taking charge, start penciling in a stop. Leroy, stay just like that. The camera loves you. The camera loves all of you. This is it everyone, ready? Leroy: Jeff: John: Glenn: :sound of camera shutter: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yankhotelfox Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 John:Damn those Sierra Nevadas from last night are kickin' my ass. Ha ha ha. John has been known to enjoy an occasional cold one. When I was a drunken young man SN was my very favorite brew. Coincidence, I think not. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moxiebean Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Glenn: First we take Bloomington, then Berlin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 Glenn: ...and then there was that place in Kentucky. So yeah, I think I can safely say that I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked them all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
froggie Posted October 24, 2006 Author Share Posted October 24, 2006 cool, incorporating fiona apple in a wilco picture Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j4lackey Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 Jeff: (thinking) "These guys aren't forming a very good circle." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HighFives Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 thats exactly what i wanted to start my morning with! thank you!ha yr welcome. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wilco LP #7 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 Glenn: Okay so I can make a really awesome beat just tapping this pencil on the map.Jeff (thinking): Oh god, not another fucking inglenntion.Leroy: Glenn, you've gone too far with your craziness this time. I'm leaving Wilco.John....is asleep standing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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