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JUDE

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Wait, you're only 42? :dontgetit

 

 

... and you thought I was older than that? Yikes!

 

Carbon dating is not an exact science.

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I was born at the wrong time - I have known that since I was a child.

Exactly. I've always thought that if I would have been born in '52 instead of '62 there would most likely be a study of my fingerprints in some manila folder at the Federal Bureau of Investigation, if you catch my drift...

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Hey little girl playing in the street

Bakin' as an apple, no shoes on your feet.

I think I can remember you

You look a whole lot better off than you used to.

 

Hey little boy, throw me the ball.

The kids in the park say you're the dirtiest of all.

Ain't I met you sometime before

When the old street was here in the grocer's store?

 

You came back, you came back,

And I'm glad you begged my time.

You came back, you came back

And by that mischievous look in your eye,

I'd say before long, if I'm not wrong,

You'll be back , you'll come back again

 

Before long, and I'm not wrong

You'll be back

You'll be (overvoice sings "come") back again.

 

Things have fallen into place, puttin' names on every face

Remember bein' dead and alive.

What could be the key

Am I crazy as I seem?

Can I believe what I see with my own eyes?

 

That girl with the umbrella Used to be a fella

He used to be my very good friend.

Now I recall, in the mystery of things

I've been here before and done million things.

 

If it's all right with you, I'll remember you, too.

But I won't tell you who you were last time.

But you're making up for it now.

I suffer amnesia when you kiss my brow.

 

You came back. You came back.

And I'm glad you begged my time.

 

You came back, You came back.

And by the mischievous look in your eye

I'd say that before long,

If I'm not wrong,

You'll be back

You'll come back again.

 

 

 

 

 

Once I was a stone many years ago

Into a pool was thrown many years ago.

Time passed by, the pool ran dry, excavated was I.

And tempered and beat in a fiery heat,

By the hand of a man, who's name was Dan

Dan the blacksmith.

 

Once I was a sword, many years ago.

And my blade was broad, many years ago.

Worn with pride, into battle I'd ride at a warrior's side.

And I cut and I killed and was lost in a field,

And I soon did rust, corrode to dust,

Oh my.

 

Once I was a daisy, many years ago.

In pastures green and lazy, many years ago.

But I was et by a goat who fell in a moat and forgetting to float

He sunk like a lead and stayed until dead,

But was relieved to find just how kind it all was.

 

Once I was a grub, many years ago.

I lived in muck and mud, many years ago.

But on the very first noon I became a cocoon that resembled a prune.

When the Good Lord was done in the warmth of the sun.

I shed my skins, and dried my wings, and I flew away.

 

Once I was a bullfrog, had to struggle for survival.

And once I was a carp and lived in waters ornamental.

And once I was a myna bird, quoting verses from the Bible,

Said "pretty boy, pretty boy, St. Luke".

 

Once I was a mule, a many years ago.

But my master treat me cruel, a many years ago.

By and by I was sick, couldn't move to his kick, so he took out a stick

And hit it right 'cross my back to an almighty crack,

And to his dismay, I passed away, into the blue.

 

I was born a human baby, many years ago.

I was born unto a lady, many years ago.

All our hopes they were piled on the back of a child that turned out to be wild.

Sent the devil a prayer and caused the parson to swear.

So I took my leave to lie and thieve my way to jail.

 

I've been tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor.

I've known good times and disaster.

But now I've found a teacher, and the teacher has a master,

The master is perfection, so he'll help us get there faster.

I don't need no proof, because that's the truth, and I'll drink to that.

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Clouds of Fluff

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happy birthday my love :wub

 

If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you.

When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me.

 

Kind (Analog)man, I give you my all, Kind (Analog)man, nothing more.

 

Little drops of rain whisper of the pain, tears of loves lost in the days gone by.

My love is strong, with you there is no wrong,

together we shall go until we die. My, my, my.

An inspiration is what you are to me, inspiration, look... see.

 

And so today, my world it smiles, your hand in mine, we walk the miles,

Thanks to you it will be done, for you to me are the only one.

Happiness, no more be sad, happiness....I'm glad.

If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you.

When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me.

 

 

Wow. I can't top that, so let me just say:

 

:birthday

 

:P

 

Hope it's a good one, sir! :)

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