remphish1 Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 If making love to yourself:Lonely 1 Significant other:I'm Always in Love?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The High Heat Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 On and On and...Well, I'm Done Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Heartbreak Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I dreamed about banging you again last nightAnd it felt all right to meOpening your Leather Tuscadero thighsI love to hear you scream Doing it to you like a fireworks displayRaining down on meAnd you know what just flowed right out of meTo the sea Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beltmann Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Jeff hates all of you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chinese Apple Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 The tacky puns are starting to remind me of being in 7th grade. It seemed like fun at the time, but I was 13. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Winston Legthigh Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 I have fond memories of 7th grade... And without further ado: You On My Face. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The High Heat Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 The tacky puns are starting to remind me of being in 7th grade. It seemed like fun at the time, but I was 13.We could be more scientific if you'd like. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
augurus Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 I don't know why no one has posted this yet, but how about A Shot In The Eye? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chinese Apple Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 We could be more scientific if you'd like. That would likely be a very short thread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ShuckOwens Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Casino Queen. Nobody rallies the troops like Brian Henneman. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Griddles Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Spiders (Kidsmoke)a live version. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AJ673 Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Whoa! Y'all need to slow down. The best wilco song for lovemaking has to be "more like the moon" -- works best for the middle of the night. I would recommend "company in my back" for a lazy weekend morning; and "wishful thinking" is helpful on a warm sunny afternoon with the windows open. You don't have kids do you... I'm jealous - just saying... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chinese Apple Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Lol. Um, I was speaking from memory and imagination. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chinese Apple Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Ok. I can't help it. I want to add my pseudo-scientific tuppence to this discussion. Music/dance has been a part of human mating rituals, cross-culturally, ever since there was music. There must be some physiological basis for this. If your and your partner move to the same groove, maybe that points to some biological compatibility for producing viable and competitive offspring. This is my theory. Albeit unproven, it has nonetheless compelled my hubs to enjoy Wilco. If he is faking it, he's doing a great job, and I will not look a gift horse in the mouth. Though, since this is my fourth post to this thread, I feel like I am fulling capable of flogging a dead one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
HeatherM Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 I dreamed about banging you again last nightAnd it felt all right to meOpening your Leather Tuscadero thighsI love to hear you scream Doing it to you like a fireworks displayRaining down on meAnd you know what just flowed right out of meTo the sea Yes, it's juvenile, but this is my favorite so far, and I can't believe there isn't a porn flick called 'You On My Face.' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted June 16, 2010 Share Posted June 16, 2010 What about just putting on a selection from YHF. You know - Yank-me Hotel Foxtrot.Asses of American FlagsHeavy Metal HummerI'm the Man Who Loves You Long TimePorn Places Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 What about just putting on a selection from YHF. You know - Yank-me Hotel Foxtrot.Asses of American FlagsHeavy Metal HummerI'm the Man Who Loves You Long TimePorn Places Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nobloodonmyhands Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I think someone could make Passenger Side relevant to this discussion... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The High Heat Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I think someone could make Passenger Side relevant to this discussion...If the song was named "Back Seat" you'd be right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Party Cheetos Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Jizzus Etc. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
augurus Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I'm surprised no one has made a pun for Everlasting Everything. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Calexico Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 When I'm making love I want to be focused on my wife There ya go...take the fun right out of it! Casino Queen. Nobody rallies the troops like Brian Henneman. The Shuckster...banging it Peavey style. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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