plasticeyeball

Happy Birthday !!

Happy Birthday!!!! Hope you've had a great day

now i feel inadequate what with only having 2 hands and all.

do you mean a stable hand or a stable hand?

oh my. i don't know about that.

i have no idea what that means. i think pancakes just meant the other dude was wrong.

Happy Belated Birthday Kevin!!! :birthday

your right. i am falling behind in my responsibilities. edit: one down. hehe

just start a baby registry at home depot and i'll get you a new one. christ.

dude, you lost your dog on the way to the mailbox. do you really think anybody's gonna buy you a pony after that?

at least you only saw it once. one of those little fuckers i live with bought it and now it's on everyday! my answer to the last movie i saw question is going to be the same for a month no matter what day i answer it!

alvin and the chipmunks. really.

i would bloody your nose so much if you were here right now or something. and second of all, they're pajamas. he just happens to be wearing his winter hat and gloves with them. (and spongebob boxers by the way)

my cute little boy (pictured below) came in our room to my side of the bed and started poking the back of my leg to see if it was okay for him to get in. I was groggy and thought he was the dog so i inadvertently backhanded him and gave him a bloody nose. nice dad huh. he sleeps like the minute hand of a clock though. he rotates constantly all night long. and he kicks in his sleep. and backwards headbutts. now, looking back, he deseved that bloody nose.

duct tape

I am sorry I missed your birthday. Happy Belated Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got you a cake covered in ponies!

it's about time.

Happy 30th Oman!! :party

if i could only reach your balls i would give them a good kick with one of my steel toe boots.

am i going to have to do this all day?

please don't make me refer you to the first post, 2nd from the bottom edit: for the record. harry's edit happened while i posted this so in the same spirit i too am leaving this here.

Brandy by whoever that was that sang Brandy Ada The National

if they aren't going to offer a jewish version or muslim version or rasta version then they shouldn't offer any religious version of vanity plates.

like you'd really ever give a pony away if you got your hands on one.