plasticeyeball

Happy Birthday to the boy who never gets old!

I think it's "Fingernails and cigarettes a lousy dinner" but your version is good too. Look me in the eye Then, tell me that Im satisfied

AARP Card?

419, but i'm planning on having 10,000 more kids so I'm gonna bury that smith motherfucker!

my lowest paid people make $20.00/hr. edit: i lied, got one office person at $18.00. our average for a mechanic is $25.00/hr.

I can't believe your still trying to outpost me in this thread all these months later. happy fucking birthday

Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great day! (and weekend)

(I still like Va-Jenna though)

Va-Jenna?

Mine was "Fingercuffs". How about you?

you must not have seen his high school/erection post yesterday then. i don't think it has anything to do with compassion.

when my 5 year old was 2 or 3 he walked down our pool stairs without his floaties while the other kids and my wife were playing only 5 feet away. Next thing you know, he's floating face down. you know what was cool about that? I got a call on my cell phone at a jobsite and i got to run to the hospital and try to keep my wife calm instead of her dealing with the stress of her thinking she killed one of our kids cause she was playing with the others. but, i guess, like you said, that probably could have waiting for a few hours, i mean, since he didn't die and all. what the fuck are you think

none of the issues on bjorns list fall on the republican side of the fence you mention.

I'm still totally down, and I thought it said "my horney Franklin D" (i just got glasses and i haven't gotten around to wearing them much yet)

thanks for that cryptique. i have a freezer full of jenos pizzas, a bunch with pepperoni that the kids eat every couple weeks. you may have stopped a shitstorm!

i can't find the ones i did last time anywhere.

i could only find 2 out of 3 from last year. the youngest wanted to be a house sooo bad until he found how hard it was to walk around like that. the other one is obviously just making fun of me as usual.

this is what ikol is referring to.

Mine doesn't either and according to ADP, there isn't one that does. If there was, I would use it.

Sorry I missed your Birthday Bjorn. Happy Forty!!! Hope you had a great day

Acknowledging your post is the equivalent to coming out on a message board and I'm just not ready to do that yet. Lets just say, I'll be watching.

yay!

our league's parents are almost all pretty ok. p.s. what in the flying fuck is a parent bridge?

we tripped our kids alot as they grew just for this reason. plus cause it's fun. Everybody's different and has different feelings and experiences. My viewpoint comes from when my oldest was 5 and we let him try everything. He played T-ball which was a joke and although he liked the one time he could hit the ball every half hour the rest was a drag and he realized the game involved alot of sitting around. so he and his twin sister played soccer, which he liked alot and at that age was a no score keeping clusterfuck of kids kicking each others shins. ( which is funny) Then he tried

towels? wha