Winston Legthigh

First episode of first season?

I do too, even though I think it sounds too polished.

that too.

Jesus. Scary story. But, stealing weed in Colorado? WTF? I'm sitting here BEGGING to buy weed in Illinois.

No, but here's Motorhead's: (not to be confused with Justin Bieber's)

C'mon now. People are people, so why should it be that you and lammy should get along so awfully? (doh doh doh)

That ought to shake it up. Sexcrime (nineteen eighty four). Duh.

I think that's just what they needed.

I read another story yesterday that he also rented out a condo that overlooked another Vegas music fest earlier this summer.

I wonder why they played it in that key - seems to be too high for Jeff to sing comfortably, and it's a higher key than the original...

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lapd-clarifies-cannot-confirm-tom-petty-death/

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tom-petty-legendary-rocker-is-dead-at-66/

RIP

Cutler! Man, I miss Smokin' Jay Cutler.

Even that is being generous. I've heard/read that the average time of actual "game action" is somewhere around 12 minutes per game. Most of the time that the clock is running down, nothing is happening. And the rest of the time is commercials.

RIP Hef. Grateful Dead on Playboy After Dark

Wow, there's going to be a lot of inappropriately dressed women at his funeral.

How can I be assured those are random?

More from Dweezil.

Awful ending to the Lions game...

Got my firewood delivered today. Perfect timing.

fixed it. PIBCAC.

Dweezil's reaction:

Lions are #1. They're the only undefeated team in the NFL and are the only team with both a perfect record at home and on the road and are the only team to have won on Monday night and are the only team with no losses and are the only team to be leading their division and are the only team with touchdowns and are the only team with QB sacks and are the only team to call timeouts and are the only team to make every FG attempt.

Mother Mary and Joseph... What the FUCK is Ahmet doing?