jhc Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I about to smickity-smack some people and/or places and/or things and/or ideas around if my brain won't start learning this music for my exam tomorrow Hippity dude likes hackity-sack,Don't eat-a the meat, or smoke-a the crack, andHe's so CRESCENT FRESH!Super cres at best! Link to post Share on other sites
deepseacatfish Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I am not afraid of you and I will beat your ass! Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Canadian troops battle giant pot plants ... and lose! Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 when the party's over........ Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Canadian troops battle giant pot plants ... and lose! "a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects" which makes me think, perhaps a stealth dosing of E (or even Valium) amongst the Iraqi insurgents might be worth considering. Link to post Share on other sites
plasticeyeball Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 OMG! That's almost identical to the combo of substances this guy was using. You didn't remember after, eh? OK. i always seem to post and leave for the day it went on for several weeks so there were varying degree's of "remembering" but most everything was pretty dream like. lot's of nodding off. can't believe i didn't burn down the apartment building falling asleep whilst smoking or at least drown in the tub. once i got admitted to the hospital, it turned into 5 weeks of shots of demerol which was even hazier. my shots were so like clockwork that for months after, every time i'd here the song from mr. belvidere, i'd reach for the nurse call button. on first reaction, i would say blow it off, it's the drugs even though they may have released some true feels the guy has but his comments sound like they may have been a bit more graphic so you may consider a kick to the sack as others have suggested. odds are he remembers vaugely and is either mortified or sporting wood, depending on his personality. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 on first reaction, i would say blow it off, it's the drugs even though they may have released some true feels the guy has but his comments sound like they may have been a bit more graphic so you may consider a kick to the sack as others have suggested. odds are he remembers vaugely and is either mortified or sporting wood, depending on his personality. From some of the things he said, it would seem that he and his wife had shared some of these feelings before, so it's not like a big secret between them. I guess in that way it's less of a burden to my conscience. The energy that is generated by our subconscious, especially where sexual impulse is attached, is sometimes only expressed outwardly in these peculiar chemically altered states. At the end of the day, my curious mind is generally more fascinated than repulsed by the glimpse inside of that place. He's sporting wood, I'm sure of it. And mortified at the same time. Paradox is natural to the human condition. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 First frost last night! Alas! My tomatoes! Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 caliber said it was 39 degrees this am. while i have not yet left the bed cocoon, i suspect we had a frost as well. will bring in the rosemary soon... Link to post Share on other sites
plasticeyeball Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 At the end of the day, my curious mind is generally more fascinated i'm sure "fascinated" was not what he was going for. he would be dissapointed to read that. i saw the wife of my old boss a few months ago for the 1st time in like 10 years. there was no torrid lovemaking on the kitchen counter upon my arrival at her house like my subconscious may have imagined. there was lunch at a diner with good soup though. Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 caliber said it was 39 degrees this am. while i have not yet left the cocoon, i suspect we had a frost as well. will bring in the rosemary soon... Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I was way behind schedule this morning, or this never would have happened (because I never would have gone to this horrible place). Just One More Reason I Don't Eat Fast Food Any More ME: Excuse me... McDONALD'S EMPLOYEE DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME: ... ME: Hello? McD E: ...? ME: Um, hi. McD E: Yeeesss? ME: I just went through the drive-through a few minutes ago and I didn't get the hash brown with the meal I ordered. McD E: One moment, sir. ME: Can you just grab me a hash brown? McD E: One moment, I'm signing into this register. ME: You won't need the register, I just need someone to grab me a hash brown. McD E: ... ME (calling to other employees): Can someone grab me a hash brown? McD E: I can surely do that for you sir, just one moment. ME: Well, you're NOT doing it for me. I told you you didn't need that register. I just need someone to walk over to that rack over there where all the hash browns are, grab me one, and then walk back over here and hand it to me. Can you explain to me how that register factors in? McD E: blank look. exhales in exasperation. ME: Hash brown. NOW. McD E: still hasn't moved. About that moment, the manager finally puts down whatever the hell it was she was doing, plucks a hash brown off the rack and brings it to me. MANAGER: Here you go. ME: ... The punch line: I get back in my car and I'm five minutes down the road before I realize that they'd gotten the rest of my order wrong, too. Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 i'm sure "fascinated" was not what he was going for. he would be dissapointed to read that.i saw the wife of my old boss a few months ago for the 1st time in like 10 years. there was no torrid lovemaking on the kitchen counter upon my arrival at her house like my subconscious may have imagined. there was lunch at a diner with good soup though. I was way behind schedule this morning, or this never would have happened (because I never would have gone to this horrible place).Just One More Reason I Don't Eat Fast Food Any MoreSarah's dad returned to Wendy's after going through the drive through and not recieving his cheeseburger. After the manager accused him of being "that guy who always tries to get free food", he pushed the cash register onto the floor and left. We were in the process of gutting our kitchen at the time. He retuned home and announced, "The cops will probably be here any minute." Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I'm OK. Doughnut Friday! I opted for the chocolate with the peanut powder topping vs. the chocolate with the peanut chunks. Some scallywag took the custard filled Bismarck. Bastardo! Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 For Bjorniepoo Ira Harkey, 88, Who Won Pulitzer for Editorials, DiesPublished: October 11, 2006 PASCAGOULA, Miss., Oct. 10 (AP) Link to post Share on other sites
wheelco Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 First frost last night! Alas! My tomatoes!things need to chill out in your area, apparently Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I was way behind schedule this morning, or this never would have happened (because I never would have gone to this horrible place).Just One More Reason I Don't Eat Fast Food Any More ME: Excuse me... McDONALD'S EMPLOYEE DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME: ... ME: Hello? McD E: ...? ME: Um, hi. McD E: Yeeesss? ME: I just went through the drive-through a few minutes ago and I didn't get the hash brown with the meal I ordered. McD E: One moment, sir. ME: Can you just grab me a hash brown? McD E: One moment, I'm signing into this register. ME: You won't need the register, I just need someone to grab me a hash brown. McD E: ... ME (calling to other employees): Can someone grab me a hash brown? McD E: I can surely do that for you sir, just one moment. ME: Well, you're NOT doing it for me. I told you you didn't need that register. I just need someone to walk over to that rack over there where all the hash browns are, grab me one, and then walk back over here and hand it to me. Can you explain to me how that register factors in? McD E: blank look. exhales in exasperation. ME: Hash brown. NOW. McD E: still hasn't moved. About that moment, the manager finally puts down whatever the hell it was she was doing, plucks a hash brown off the rack and brings it to me. MANAGER: Here you go. ME: ... The punch line: I get back in my car and I'm five minutes down the road before I realize that they'd gotten the rest of my order wrong, too. I'm glad you're ok. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Good morning. Who's feeling moist? Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 things need to chill out in your area, apparently I don't even tell half the stories of weird stuff that happens in my life.It's a trip being me. Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I'm glad you're ok.You too! Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 i'm wearing a polka dot shirt today. Link to post Share on other sites
fickerson Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 i'm still sick! Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 jane is very angry this morning. Link to post Share on other sites
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