Mrs. Peel Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 My quote:"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that." Stellar choice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aricandover Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 "Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Karloff did not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dixiecupdrinker Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... dcd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 "Don't you know who this is? This is CAPTAIN AMERICA, baby! And I'm Billy! We've played every parade in this part of the country & I MEAN FOR TOP DOLLAR, TOO!!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Big Perm Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 the entire Raising Arizona script Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dreamin' Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 "No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tongue-tied Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 "I've got a hole in me pocket" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 son, you've got a panty on your head. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 can't you see that that man is a ni? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
oceanman Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 I wan't my 2 dollars Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 I bet a dime. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gogo Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Who are your influences? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kicking_Television Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 "and all these moments in time are like tears, in rain." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 anyone caught bi-pedal in five wears his ass for a hat! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RainDogToo Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw"- Heathers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MrRain422 Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Oh, what rippling muscles! We don't want to kill you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
froggie Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 "wait a minute boss, i tell him to find out something but he no find out what i wanna find out. now how am i gonna find out what i wanna find out if he no find out what i wanna find out?' -- chico marx Quote Link to post Share on other sites
So Long Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Sonny- Sal, are there any special countries you wanna go to? Sal:...Wyoming Sonny:...Sal, Wyoming's not a country...don't worry about it, I'll take care of it."Dog Day Afternoon Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Papa Crimbo Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 I guess my favorite, if not the one that I repeat the most, is the toast from Jaws,Whatchu got? McManus: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag. (The Usual Suspects) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IATTBYB Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 King Arthur: Look, you stupid Bastard. You've got no arms left. Black Knight: Yes I have. King Arthur: *Look*! Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tongue-tied lightning Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 I bet a dime. I want my cigarettes nurse Ratchet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
G_willy Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... dcd ...you beat me too it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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