radiokills Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 funny/memorable/meaningful movie quotes i watched platoon today and couldnt stop laughing after i heard this. You smoke that shit to escape reality? I am reality. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theashtraysays Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 I think we had fun with this about a year ago, but my favorite two are : "What would you do with a brain if you had one?" (Wizard of Oz, also overheard on a random wiretap on Washington, DC) "Put... zee candle... back" (Young Frankenstein) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Griddles Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Apocalypse Now:Kilgore: Charlie don't surf! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anthony Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 " Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape? " -Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "Like I say he was funny lookin. More'n most people even." - Fargo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 [on Dave's return to the ship, after HAL has killed the rest of the crew]HAL: Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "I've got culture coming out of my ass." - Steve Martin, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tweedling Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 SCARFACE Tony Montana: Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PigSooie Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "Like I say he was funny lookin. More'n most people even." - Fargo Lots of good ones in this movie. Too bad I suck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radiokills Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 "Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and your going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you." Herman Blume, Rushmore "Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?" Royal, The Royal Tenenbaums Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 From Network, a movie that everyone should see if they have not already: Diana Christensen: I'm sorry for all those things I said to you last night. You're not the worst fuck I ever had. Believe me, I've had worse. You don't puff or snorkel and make death-like rattles. As a matter of fact, you're rather serene in the sack.Max Schumacher: Why is it that a woman always thinks that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship.Diana Christensen: I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.Max Schumacher: I gave up comparing genitals back in the schoolyard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radiokills Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 From Network, a movie that everyone should see if they have not already: explain Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 explainTrust him. It's fucking great. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 explainHe means, if you have not seen Network yet, you should see it. Not really all that complicated. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tweedling Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Trust him. It's fucking great.I ALWAYS trust Bjornicus. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
radiokills Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 Trust him. It's fucking great. i enjoy you He means, if you have not seen Network yet, you should see it. Not really all that complicated. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the carlos Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 From Network, a movie that everyone should see if they have not already: Diana Christensen: I'm sorry for all those things I said to you last night. You're not the worst fuck I ever had. Believe me, I've had worse. You don't puff or snorkel and make death-like rattles. As a matter of fact, you're rather serene in the sack.Max Schumacher: Why is it that a woman always thinks that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship.Diana Christensen: I'm sorry I impugned your cocksmanship.Max Schumacher: I gave up comparing genitals back in the schoolyard.awesome. one of my favorite films. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
remphish1 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "You lying man, you ain't never met Doctor Martin Luther, the King"Coming To America! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "I didn't lose my job. It's not like 'Oops, where'd my job go?' I QUIT!" - Lester Burnham, American Beauty Quote Link to post Share on other sites
isadorah Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "are you a good witch or a bad witch?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Pip: Yeah, but remember that fat kid on "Hard Copy" with a toy gun. The cops zapped him with a taser until he went bald. Chazz: And then he sued them for a million bucks when his pubes didn't grow in. Pip: Still got no hair on his balls, man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "I feel like 9/11!" - Gone Baby Gone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigshoulders Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "Okay, then."Raising Arizona Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yermom Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "I feel like 9/11!" - Gone Baby GoneI just watched that! "You think God belongs only to you? He doesn't. God is an immortal spirit who belongs to everybody, to the whole world. You think you're special? God is not an Israelite. " ---Jesus, Last Temptation of Christ (which was just on TV last night) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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