bjorn_skurj Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Praline: (whistles a bit, then) Hello. I would like to buy a fish license, please. Postal clerk: A what? Praline: A license for my pet fish, Eric. Clerk: How did you know my name was Eric? Praline: No, no, no! My fish's name is Eric. Eric fish. He's an halibut. Clerk: What? Praline: He is an halibut. Clerk: You've got a pet halibut? Praline: Yes, I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat. Clerk: You must be a loony. Praline: I am not a loony. Why should I be tarred with the epithet 'loony' merely because I have a pet halibut? I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabarro has a pet prawn called Simon - you wouldn't call him a loony! Furthermore Dawn Pathorpe, the lady show jumper, had a clam called Stafford, after the late chancellor. Alan Bullock has two pikes, both called Chris, and Marcel Proust had an 'addock! So if you're calling the author of 'A la recherche de temps perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
froggie Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 happy birthday! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sly like a Foxwell Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Happy birthday!!! i got you Snow, and 8 million below 0 temps!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PigSooie Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Happy birthday, Eric! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ikol Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Happy Birthday! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wilco Worshipper Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIC!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 happy birfday! :party :party Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Happy Birthday! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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myboyblue Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Hope it's a great one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mfwahl Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Happy Birthday! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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deepseacatfish Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Happy birthday!!! i got you Snow, and 8 million below 0 temps!!!Hey it's just like when I was born the first time!! Thanks dudes/dudettes you're all pretty awesome. I'm currently celebrating by not wearing any pances and doing a lot of sleeping in. It's pretty exciting. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Clouds of Fluff Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 , deepseakitten! Enjoy the sans pances celebration! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Happy Birthday. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Happy Birthday, deepsea! I hope your birthday is awesome and you have a Grin...All day. (I hope that pun wasn't too terrible) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Cheers to you, dsc! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kimcatch22 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Happy birthday!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Happy Birthday DSC! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
renic Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 happy birthday!!!!! may today be sans pance & whiskey filled! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pocahontas Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Happy Birthday Eric, hope it is a joyous one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Have a great year, semen! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Happy B-Day DSC!!!! Hope it's a great one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Elixir Sue Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Happy birthday!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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