junkiesmile Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Please don't reply to my posts.Man that's funny. Due to your avatar, I can't help but picture Jay, with his dry sense of humor, saying everything that you post. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I am contsacting the Grammy's Parody Committee. This is one Grammy the Foo Fighters probably won't beat us out onJohn? Man that's funny. Due to your avatar, I can't help but picture Jay, with his dry sense of humor, saying everything that you post.Now try to imagine Jay Bennett saying it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 LitigationIt can't help nothin'About my painAbout my pain Bad emotionAn band commotionDemotionDemotion mea culpa a priori egoOh I tried to steal the showGood intentions in sightBut I just wasn't right LitigationIt can't help nothin'About my painAbout my pain I file a claim for little thingsSo my life will changeBut in so many waysI find more missing every day Litigation I'm filing this suitSo you will think of meHow you'll feel I cannot know No one's ever gonna take my job from meI lay it downI pull the thornI pull the thornI pull the thorn Hip commotionA cane promotion I'm diagnosedDiagnosed Hey I'm diagnosedDiagnosed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
junkiesmile Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 John? Now try to imagine Jay Bennett saying it.I meant Jay Bennett. Who did you think I meant? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Lauren, girl I'll have what you're having An unrequited crush. The last time it happened, I made a board game. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Central Scrutinizer Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 An unrequited crush. The last time it happened, I made a board game. "crush, with eyeliner ..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Barbarino Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 You serve meAnd I'll serve youSwing your partners, all get screwedBring your lawyerAnd I'll bring mineGet together, and we could havea bad time It's affidavit swearing timeSign it on the dotted lineHold your Bible in your handNow all that's left is toFind yourself a new band . . . We're gonna play the sue me, sueyou bluesWe're gonna play the sue me, sueyou blues Hold the block on money flowMove it into joint escrowCourt receiver, laughs, and thrillsBut in the end we just pay thoselawyers theit bills When you serve meAnd I serve youSwing your partners, all get screwedBring your lawyerAnd I'll bring mineGet together, and we could havea bad time We're gonna play the sue me, sueyou blues I'm tired of playing theSue Me, Sue You Blues Quote Link to post Share on other sites
junkiesmile Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 A cane promotion is my favorite line. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mpolak21 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 An unrequited crush. The last time it happened, I made a board game. I'm very pleased to see that you have been able to take a thread about a news story that I was really, uh... "dreading," and turned into one of the most pleasurable and humorous threads I can remember on this side of the board in quite some time. So excellent job, and now humbly I've got to make a request, you got to do the song Bennett so dulcetly performs in I Am Trying To Break Your Heart, we need a My Darling parody. --Mike Quote Link to post Share on other sites
junkiesmile Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I'm very pleased to see that you have been able to take a thread about a news story that I was really, uh... "dreading," and turned into one of the most pleasurable and humorous threads I can remember on this side of the board in quite some time. So excellent job, and now humbly I've got to make a request, you got to do the song Bennett so dulcetly performs in I Am Trying To Break Your Heart, we need a My Darling parody. --MikeMy hip is weak now, my darlingSo I'll have to sue Jeff Tweedy's ass. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I'm very pleased to see that you have been able to take a thread about a news story that I was really, uh... "dreading," and turned into one of the most pleasurable and humorous threads I can remember on this side of the board in quite some time. So excellent job, and now humbly I've got to make a request, you got to do the song Bennett so dulcetly performs in I Am Trying To Break Your Heart, we need a My Darling parody. --Mike Honestly, dreads in general scare the shit out of me. I was predisposed to fear Jay Bennett. Let's go to court nowMy darlingAnd I'll sue all the good things awayThink now, of sweet thingsAnd I'll find a way to make sure you pay Because I made youMy darlingWith the gift, deep down in my heartI made you famous, my darlingRight from the start Write songs nowMy darlingPlease don't you write them too fastAnd be sure, darlingTo make all the royalties last Because I made youMy darlingWith the gift from down in my heartI brought you talent, my darlingRight from the start Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 :worship I think we should all pitch in a dollar or two and get Speed Racer a copy of the new Ashes of American Flags DVD in appreciation of all the hard work put into these lyrics! :worship Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 :worship I think we should all pitch in a dollar or two and get Speed Racer a copy of the new Ashes of American Flags DVD in appreciation of all the hard work put into these lyrics! :worship Way to merge threads. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
junkiesmile Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Way to merge threads.Right on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The High Heat Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 :worship I think we should all pitch in a dollar or two and get Speed Racer a copy of the new Ashes of American Flags DVD in appreciation of all the hard work put into these lyrics! :worshipFrom the length of this thread, if we ALL did that she'd up with more money than Jay will/won't get! My favorite lines from He's a Czar: When I forget how to talk, I blog And my hip gets sickStuck, like a check left uncashed I'd climb aboardIf someone could help me I believe it's just becauseJay B's payday is not enoughOh I believe it's all becauseJay B's payday is not enoughYou rock! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 sickest shit I think I've ever seen on this site, quite possibly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J_Lefty Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 sickest shit I think I've ever seen on this site, quite possibly I hate to get back on topic () but it's been a few days since this shit has hit the fan. Have there been any rumblings about a possible court date or settlement? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LouieB Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I hate to get back on topic () but it's been a few days since this shit has hit the fan. Have there been any rumblings about a possible court date or settlement?Oh you know...suing people takes forever.... LouieB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Oh you know...suing people takes forever.... LouieB If they held this at the Auditorium Theater for a five-night run, the admission could cover the cost of the outcome (either hip replacement or refunding Mr. Tweedy). Hell, Pronto could open. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Central Scrutinizer Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 If they held this at the Auditorium Theater for a five-night run, the admission could cover the cost of the outcome (either hip replacement or refunding Mr. Tweedy). Hell, Pronto could open.Wilco could work up a cover of "Lawyers, Guns and Money." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dondoboy Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Speed Racer should get her own appreciation thread! Way to take a rotten situation and make me happy it happened. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jff Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Wilco could work up a cover of "Lawyers, Guns and Money." And Sue-Sue-Sudio. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Central Scrutinizer Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Oh you know...suing people takes forever.... LouieB... and a Boxful of Litigation Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tugmoose Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Good to see he's writing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Shakespeare In The Alley Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Good to see he's writing.Has he taken to freelance online journalism in case the Wilco suit doesn't work out? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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